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If You See Someone’s Hair On Fire, The Decent Thing to Do is Try to Put it Out

Not just stand there and look at the ground.  Come on, people.  Geesh.

“Say, what’s that burning smell?”  ‘Dude, your hair is on fire!!!!!’  ‘Put it out!’  ‘Nah, Imma stand here and just smell the burn’…

 
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Posted by on 31 May 2020 in Humor

 

Luther’s Wife and Her Awesome Lips…

Sorry you can’t see them- Luther had her wear this mouth muzzle…

I guess when you need women to keep silent in Church, you convince them the mouth muffler is the fashion trend to adopt…

NB- calm down.

 
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Posted by on 15 May 2020 in Humor

 
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Solomon Didn’t Always Make the Best Decisions…

 
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Posted by on 13 May 2020 in Bible, Humor

 

Wrightianity

From the FB page of J Andrew Doole

 
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Posted by on 11 May 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Humor, pseudo-christianity

 

I Love this Footnote

And kudos to the editor who allowed it!  Via Kara Schlichting on the twitter-

 
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Posted by on 9 May 2020 in Books, Humor

 
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If You Don’t Immerse When you Baptize, You Baptize Like the Devil Does…

 
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Posted by on 5 May 2020 in Humor

 

Trump: “Ich spritze mir selbst seit Jahren Desinfektionsmittel – und hat es mir geschadet?”

Washington (dpo) – Am Donnerstag schockierte Donald Trump die medizinische Welt mit dem Vorschlag, Corona-Patienten durch die Injektion von Desinfektionsmittel zu heilen.

Schließlich halten Ärzte dieses Verhalten für lebensgefährlich. Doch der US-Präsident erklärte, er selbst habe gute Erfahrungen damit gemacht.
“Jeden Tag nach dem Aufstehen verabreiche ich mir selbst eine Injektion Desinfektionsmittel”, so Trump. “Und hat es meinem Gehirn geschadet? Hat es meine Haut oder mein Haar verändert? Hat es meine Hände kleiner gemacht? Bin ich ein narzisstischer Psychopath auf dem geistigen Niveau eines 7-Jährigen geworden? Wie Sie sehen: Nein. Das ist total sicher!”

Anschließend zückte er eine Flasche Domestos, zog damit eine Spritze auf und injizierte sie sich vor laufenden Kameras direkt in die Vene.

I guess he’s right…  It doesn’t seem to have hurt him, does it…

 
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Posted by on 24 Apr 2020 in Humor

 

Signs of the Times…

Number 6…….

 
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Posted by on 12 Apr 2020 in Humor

 

The Last Supper, Today

Via James Mustard on the FB-

 
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Posted by on 1 Apr 2020 in Humor

 

John Wesley: Proto Mormon

1958193_10152358866364636_1137314888_nvia Joel ‘The Methodist’ Watts on the FB.

 
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Posted by on 26 Mar 2020 in Humor

 

Look, I Don’t Know This Guy, But He’s a Monster

He’s got books up against cinder blocks.  Books!!!!!  Next to (rubbing against with their soft book skin) sandpaper rough blocks.  MONSTROUS!

Why not just go ahead and flay your books with a glass tipped whip, you monster.

Monster.

DON’T BE THIS GUY!  Don’t be a monster to your books.

 
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Posted by on 25 Mar 2020 in Humor

 

Zwingli Didn’t Actually Like, or Eat Sausage

Though he didn’t mind others who did…

Cartoon of Reformersvia

 
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Posted by on 6 Mar 2020 in Humor, Zwingli

 

Ladies, I’m Usually on Your Side… But, to you on this Matter, I say REPENT!

In 1674 during the great Coffee War you women were just dead WRONG!  Down with your untrue aspersions on coffee- God’s gift of goodness and joy.  Sinner women, repent!!!!!  Coffee isn’t enfeebling nor liquor!  Sinners!!!!  Away with your scandalous pamphlet and undeserved aspersions!!!!  (photos via the twitter).

 
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Posted by on 28 Feb 2020 in Humor

 

Mike Bird’s ‘Devil’s Commentary’ on Romans

This was no mere typo….

From Mike Bird’s ‘Romans’ Commentary.  Also known as the Devil’s Commentary on Romans.

Via JRRRRRR Dodson on the twitter.

For shame, Prof. Bird.  Immorality indeed….

 
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Posted by on 21 Feb 2020 in Humor

 

The ‘Official’ 2020 AAR Annual Meeting Uniform

And yes, it’s unisex-

 
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Posted by on 11 Feb 2020 in Humor

 

With Valentine’s Day Approaching… Karl Barth Has a Book For You

Recently discovered in the Barth Archives at Princeton, a manuscript Barth wrote just weeks before his demise.  Printed in a perfect replica of his meticulous tiny hand writing, this book is sure to make waves in the theological world.

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Get yourself a copy!  But don’t let your wife see it!!!!

 
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Posted by on 9 Feb 2020 in Humor

 

The REAL Martin Luther

 
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Posted by on 1 Feb 2020 in Humor

 

Neander even Found Neander Boring

Via Christoph Markschies

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Posted by on 24 Jan 2020 in Humor

 

It’s All About the Beer for You, Isn’t it Martin?

luther_glassLuther comments on John 6:54 thusly-

For instance, if I were to say: “Wittenberg beer quenches the thirst, but Annaberg beer does so too,” I would not be excluding any other beer from doing the same thing. But matters change if I say: “If you do not drink Wittenberg beer, you will find no other beer to slake your thirst.” Thus Christ does not confine Himself here to an affirmative statement, but He excludes everything else as He says: “Unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no life in you.” Thus he who despises His flesh will find that nothing else will prove helpful or be accounted valid. I may call on St. Mary or St. Peter, but they cannot help. All else is ruled out completely. In brief, all other methods are rejected.

Martin… beer is hardly a fit illustration for the uniqueness of Christ’s sacrifice.  You German sot.

 
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Posted by on 23 Jan 2020 in Humor

 

If Pastors Priced Services Like Hospitals Do

  • Prayer for you- $10
  • Prayer for your family- $15
  • Prayer for your extended family- $20
  • Prayer for ‘the world’- $50
  • Prayer for your Pet- $10,000
  • Prayers at Community Events, Family Reunions, and all other Non-Church Gatherings- $490,000
  • Home Visit- $50
  • Hospital Visit- $75
  • Hospital Visit +Prayer- $200
  • Morning Sermon- $777
  • Evening Sermon- $777
  • Midweek Prayer Service- $900
  • Sunday School Class (Teaching)- $50
  • Sunday School Class (Non-Teaching) – $90,000
  • Wedding Rehearsal- $500
  • Wedding Ceremony-$1000
  • Wedding Where a Bridezilla is Present- $10,000
  • Counseling- $100,000 per hour
  • Funeral for Church Member- $1000
  • Funeral for non Church Member- $2000
  • Funeral which says nice things about the deceased- $5000
  • Business Meetings- $5,500
  • Deacons Meetings- $25,000

The price list is non negotiable.

 
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Posted by on 15 Jan 2020 in Humor