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The Best Art Memes…

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18/08/2016 at 2:31 pm

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Bloggers and Their Vans

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13/08/2016 at 4:19 pm

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The Ideal Schoolmaster and his Fatal Beatings

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09/08/2016 at 11:33 am

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What If Luther Weren’t The Only Reformer With a Coffee Brand?

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09/08/2016 at 10:45 am

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Be Sure to Pick Up Onan and Er’s Old Testament Intro!

Some of you will get it….

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Written by Jim

27/07/2016 at 5:54 pm

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His Name is Legion…

Get out the tissues—this story is sure to make you tear up. A local man has become an overnight sensation after it was revealed that he has managed to dodge the offering plate at his church every single Sunday for the past forty years.

The retired grandfather, Johnathan Downey, says he uses advanced techniques like getting up to use the restroom just before the offertory, pretending not to see the usher who is standing right next to him, and closing his eyes to feign solemn prayer until the plate passes him by. His efforts have some calling him a hero, but Downey is quick to deflect attention from himself and his noble work.

“I’m just like anyone else,” a humble Downey told reporters in the foyer of his church after he managed to sneak out just before the offering. “I simply choose to put in the hard work and effort required to avoid my Christian duty to support my local church. It’s not rocket science—but it does take a lot of willpower to resist the Word’s call to give generously for as long as I have.”

The brave saint has made a lasting contribution to the Kingdom, but he’s not done yet—while Downey has already inspired his children and grandchildren to follow in his footsteps, he now plans on committing the rest of his life to helping others shirk their Christian financial responsibilities, just as he has done so faithfully for four straight decades.

What an inspiration!

Written by Jim

21/07/2016 at 11:10 am

Posted in Humor, Modern Culture

Where in the World is Chris Tilling Now?

Nashville!

Police are investigating after a north Nashville gas station was robbed at gunpoint early Wednesday morning.  It happened at the Twice Daily’s on Dickerson Pike around 2 a.m.  Metro police told WKRN the suspect was not wearing a disguise when he entered the store, but went into the bathroom and came out with a paper towel over his face.

Authorities said the suspect displayed a gun, demanded money from the clerk before fleeing in a white or silver Ford Focus, possibly driven by someone else.  The suspect was wearing a blue or black hooded sweatshirt with white lettering and a dark baseball cap.

Oh Chris… a paper towel????  And you were in Nashville and didn’t stop by???  Doug Campbell has really bewitched you and turned you against your true friends…  sinner.

Written by Jim

13/07/2016 at 11:11 am

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