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Reading the Mind of James Crossley…

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March 4, 2015 at 17:04

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The Pot at the End of the Rainbow…

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March 4, 2015 at 05:35

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Ladies, I’m Usually on Your Side… But, to you on this Matter, I say REPENT!

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In 1674 during the great Coffee War you women were just dead WRONG!  Down with your untrue aspersions on coffee- God’s gift of goodness and joy.  Sinner women, repent!!!!!  Coffee isn’t enfeebling nor liquor!  Sinners!!!!  Away with your scandalous pamphlet and undeserved aspersions!!!!  (photos via the twitter).

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February 28, 2015 at 21:32

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Julia Fridman Says this Is the Best Thing Since Monty Python

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February 27, 2015 at 19:55

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The Truth of Biblioblogging Revealed

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You’ve always wondered how it all worked; how it all held together; how things flowed.  Here it is- the truth of biblioblogging revealed, publicly, for the first time.  Amen and Amen.

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Written by Jim

February 27, 2015 at 16:54

Posted in biblioblogs, Humor

Liverpool’s Winning Formula (?)

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Written by Jim

February 24, 2015 at 06:26

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Where Do Ashes for Ash Wednesday Come From? Cremated Pets

ash_wednesday-e1424210182382Local Catholic dimwit Elton Price admitted to friends today that he had absolutely no clue that ashes used during Ash Wednesday Masses came from cremated pets. The parish ignoramus, who up until last week didn’t even know that Catholics worship Mary, thought that ashes actually came from branches used in the prior year’s Palm Sunday services, one friends reported to EOTT.

“Elton has never been the sharpest tool in the shed,” longtime friend Richard Tower said. “One time I saw him reading the Bible and I had to stop him and tell him that the Church suppresses Catholics from reading it. I remember him being really confused about this and asking me why we as Christians weren’t allowed to read it. I simply reminded him that we’re Catholics, not Christians. Big difference there.”

Tower went on to point out a few other instances where Price proved himself to be a complete moron, including the time [Price] did not know that the Pope is at all times infallible and impeccable, or that Constantine, not Jesus, actually invented the Catholic Church. At press time, Tower has taken away Price’s science text book, reminding him that science is “Satan’s bible.”

Suddenly, for some reason, I’m thinking of adopting Ash Wednesday as one of my favorite holidays.

Written by Jim

February 17, 2015 at 17:21

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