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Our Papist Friends…

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According to sources close to local egalitarian-feminist Jane Stein, the activist for women’s rights had penned a scathing rebuttal of complementarianism Friday morning, but failed to send it to Desiring God after she found herself unable to click the website’s “Submit” button. … Continue reading

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Generation Null

Did you know that the latest generation to arrive on the planet, Generation Null, is comprised of an astonishing 95% of babies who don’t do any of the housework or help around the house in any way????  Appalling… Droht der … Continue reading

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Guardian Angels Aren’t Always Thrilled to Be Around You, You Know…

Here’s Matthew with his.  Each thinking their own deep thoughts…

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The Bee Stings the Crazy Charismatics

Local Pentecostal Amy Denton is reportedly tired of clarifying that she is not “one of those weird Charismatics” any time someone finds out she is Pentecostal, sources close to her confirmed Wednesday. Whenever Denton has a conversation with a Christian … Continue reading

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Why Jesus Never Went Swimming

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It’s A Shame This Isn’t Real…

Because it should be. Popular Reformed blogger James K. Earle published a scathing critique of the book of Psalms Monday, slamming the collection of ancient, inspired songs for their emotional nature and tendency to repeat refrains, “often more than once.” … Continue reading

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The Real Reason Most Nerds Enter Academia

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Every Deacons Meeting in Every Baptist Church Ever

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They’ve Found Luther’s Hammer!

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#ICYMI: NT Wright Ascends to Heaven From Bible Conference in Houston!

Witnesses say that just before he was seen to fly skyward without a rocket pack, he spread out his arms, and then up he went, shouting ‘buy my giant book which is very much like all my other less giant … Continue reading

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The Best Kind of Surveillance

In an effort to increase security and reduce costs of surveillance, the city of Lancaster has voted to remove all security cameras and replace them with nosy Mennonite ladies. “Basically they’ll just do what they already do,” said Lancaster spokesperson Susanna Yoder. … Continue reading

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I Like This Priest. A Lot.

Local pastor Fr. Ron Porter was forced to stop midway through his homily Sunday morning to passive-aggressively attempt to quiet an unruly toddler. Porter reportedly stopped several times during the course of his homily before finally telling his parishioners that … Continue reading

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The Most Accurate Representation of Luther to Date

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A Presidential Gallery Worthy of the President- Donald Trump

With appreciation to the BBC for putting it together, along with others not here included:

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Where Do Ashes for Ash Wednesday Come From? Cremated Pets

Local Catholic dimwit Elton Price admitted to friends today that he had absolutely no clue that ashes used during Ash Wednesday Masses came from cremated pets. The parish ignoramus, who up until last week didn’t even know that Catholics worship Mary, … Continue reading

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What Does Christianity Offer that Other Faith’s Don’t?

In one handy chart-

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I Thought It Was Funny…

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Neander even Found Neander Boring

Via Christoph Markschies

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A Peek Inside the Private Facilities of NT Wright

Do you remember, by chance, the tv show ‘the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous’?  Well there’s a new series coming called ‘the privies of the New Testament Scholars’.  It looks to be incredibly exciting.  One of their first shows … Continue reading

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