Category Archives: Heresy and Heretics
But a bit unrealistically, because Osteen has never actually opened a bible. After overhearing a pair of Christians discuss 2 Timothy 2:15 in a local coffee shop, pastor and teacher Joel Osteen reportedly discovered for the first time the concept … Continue reading
Just don’t. Don’t. I can’t even believe this is a thing. But don’t do it. It’s madness.
Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner. If you do, you’re an Arian.
Oh, and if you ‘like’ Rob Bell I’m going to go ahead and defriend you. Immediately. And irretrievably. Light can have no fellowship with darkness.
Sources within Elevation Church, who noted that “he was really on fire,” have confirmed that Pastor Steven Furtick preached a long, moving sermon last Sunday which was entirely about how good he was preaching. “Man I’m preaching good today,” he … Continue reading
These people are counterfeit apostles, dishonest workers disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. There is nothing astonishing in this; even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is nothing extraordinary, then, when his servants disguise themselves as the servants of … Continue reading
It’s not surprising that Voskamp has said something irretrievably nonsensical- it’s surprising that people ‘liked’ what she said. She is a heretic. Let me say that more clearly so her admirers are left with no illusions: Ann Voskamp is a … Continue reading
Witnesses say that just before he was seen to fly skyward without a rocket pack, he spread out his arms, and then up he went, shouting ‘buy my giant book which is very much like all my other less giant … Continue reading
Wright’s view of God aligns perfectly with Marcion and completely opposite of the Prophets and the Gospels themselves.
There are monsters in the world. Monsters who think books are coasters. Wicked monsters. #PrayForChristophsBook. Pray it be delivered from the monster who thinks it’s a coaster.
These people should just stop. But they seem incapable of it, driven by some sort of demonically induced madness. An Israeli Rabbi has claimed that the biblical prophecy of Balaam, which says that the appearance of a new star will … Continue reading
You can’t make up this kind of heretical word vomit even if you try. Only hell can invent such madness. Televangelist Jim Bakker hosted several fellow End Times preachers on his television program today to discuss the prophetic implications of … Continue reading
A conspiracy theorist has claimed that Jesus will return to Earth this month, guiding his people to heaven and leaving the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years. Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which … Continue reading
Would punch you in the face if you were a heretic, like Arius, and Servetus, and no doubt Wesley, and TD Jakes, and Joel Osteen, and Joyce Meyer, and just about each and every Pentebabbleist that has ever lived. Nick … Continue reading
Then you don’t know jack about Christianity. via Chris T.
Why work on a sermon when you can visit this website and get outlines and ideas and illustrations!!!! Inspire your church with your skills of plagiarism!
And the sad thing is, they don’t even know how wrong this is or why. It isn’t surprising that the heretic Driscoll is involved though.
Earlier today whilst a small child was walking through the park a meeting of the NT Wright admiration society was meeting and adjourned just as the toddler went past their picnic bench. The 3 members of the society in attendance … Continue reading