Category Archives: Heresy and Heretics

Pentebabbleists as the Modern Edition of Indulgence Peddlers

Except White and her feckless band of merry heretics aren’t 1/100000000000000000000th as intelligent as Tetzel

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This Is What Happens When People Are Taught False Doctrine. This is Why Theology Matters

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Ed Young, Joel Osteen and TD Jakes… Houston’s Silent Millionaires and Hurricane Harvey

So, given their resources and their massive bank accounts funded by the fleeced flocks they deceive weekly, what exactly are these three pseudo-Christians doing to help their city?  Opening their churches to the displaced?  Paying for hotel rooms and food … Continue reading

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Your Daily Dose of Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

Do Pentebabbleists ever study Theology?  I mean really study it?  Or is their Montanism enough?

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Signs of the Times

Via Joel Watts-

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Pentebabbleist Denunciations

When Bill Clinton was President, Pat Robertson and his ilk blamed every natural disaster that came along on Presidential misdeeds.  The same was true when Barack Obama was President.  Curiously, that wasn’t the case when either of the Bush’s were … Continue reading

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An Asteroid Needs to Destroy the Planet

via. Come, sweet asteroid, come plunge into our planet…

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The Bee Stings The Heretic Osteen

But a bit unrealistically, because Osteen has never actually opened a bible. After overhearing a pair of Christians discuss 2 Timothy 2:15 in a local coffee shop, pastor and teacher Joel Osteen reportedly discovered for the first time the concept … Continue reading

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Just Say No to ‘Jesus and Me Engagement Photos’

Just don’t.  Don’t.  I can’t even believe this is a thing.  But don’t do it.  It’s madness.

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The Arian Heresy Lives on, in the Church

Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner.  If you do, you’re an Arian.

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I Thought I Smelled The Stench of Sulphur

Oh, and if you ‘like’ Rob Bell I’m going to go ahead and defriend you.  Immediately.  And irretrievably.  Light can have no fellowship with darkness.

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The Bee Stings Furtick’s Self Aggrandizing Ways

Sources within Elevation Church, who noted that “he was really on fire,” have confirmed that Pastor Steven Furtick preached a long, moving sermon last Sunday which was entirely about how good he was preaching. “Man I’m preaching good today,” he … Continue reading

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Osteen, Jakes, White, Bell, and the Rest of the False Teachers

These people are counterfeit apostles, dishonest workers disguising themselves as apostles of Christ.  There is nothing astonishing in this; even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.  It is nothing extraordinary, then, when his servants disguise themselves as the servants of … Continue reading

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This Woman Should Keep Silent in, and About, the Church

It’s not surprising that Voskamp has said something irretrievably nonsensical- it’s surprising that people ‘liked’ what she said.  She is a heretic.  Let me say that more clearly so her admirers are left with no illusions: Ann Voskamp is a … Continue reading

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#ICYMI: NT Wright Ascends to Heaven From Bible Conference in Houston!

Witnesses say that just before he was seen to fly skyward without a rocket pack, he spread out his arms, and then up he went, shouting ‘buy my giant book which is very much like all my other less giant … Continue reading

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NT Wright: Marcionite

Wright’s view of God aligns perfectly with Marcion and completely opposite of the Prophets and the Gospels themselves.

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Nope- I just Don’t Have Any Interest In  A Book About An Apostate

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#PrayForChristophsBook

There are monsters in the world.  Monsters who think books are coasters.  Wicked monsters.  #PrayForChristophsBook.  Pray it be delivered from the monster who thinks it’s a coaster.

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More ‘Second Coming’ Prediction Madness

These people should just stop.  But they seem incapable of it, driven by some sort of demonically induced madness. An Israeli Rabbi has claimed that the biblical prophecy of Balaam, which says that the appearance of a new star will … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, Among American ‘Evangelicals’…

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