Category Archives: Heresy and Heretics
Except White and her feckless band of merry heretics aren’t 1/100000000000000000000th as intelligent as Tetzel
So, given their resources and their massive bank accounts funded by the fleeced flocks they deceive weekly, what exactly are these three pseudo-Christians doing to help their city? Opening their churches to the displaced? Paying for hotel rooms and food … Continue reading
Do Pentebabbleists ever study Theology? I mean really study it? Or is their Montanism enough?
Via Joel Watts-
When Bill Clinton was President, Pat Robertson and his ilk blamed every natural disaster that came along on Presidential misdeeds. The same was true when Barack Obama was President. Curiously, that wasn’t the case when either of the Bush’s were … Continue reading
via. Come, sweet asteroid, come plunge into our planet…
But a bit unrealistically, because Osteen has never actually opened a bible. After overhearing a pair of Christians discuss 2 Timothy 2:15 in a local coffee shop, pastor and teacher Joel Osteen reportedly discovered for the first time the concept … Continue reading
Just don’t. Don’t. I can’t even believe this is a thing. But don’t do it. It’s madness.
Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner. If you do, you’re an Arian.
Oh, and if you ‘like’ Rob Bell I’m going to go ahead and defriend you. Immediately. And irretrievably. Light can have no fellowship with darkness.
Sources within Elevation Church, who noted that “he was really on fire,” have confirmed that Pastor Steven Furtick preached a long, moving sermon last Sunday which was entirely about how good he was preaching. “Man I’m preaching good today,” he … Continue reading
These people are counterfeit apostles, dishonest workers disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. There is nothing astonishing in this; even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is nothing extraordinary, then, when his servants disguise themselves as the servants of … Continue reading
It’s not surprising that Voskamp has said something irretrievably nonsensical- it’s surprising that people ‘liked’ what she said. She is a heretic. Let me say that more clearly so her admirers are left with no illusions: Ann Voskamp is a … Continue reading
Witnesses say that just before he was seen to fly skyward without a rocket pack, he spread out his arms, and then up he went, shouting ‘buy my giant book which is very much like all my other less giant … Continue reading
Wright’s view of God aligns perfectly with Marcion and completely opposite of the Prophets and the Gospels themselves.
There are monsters in the world. Monsters who think books are coasters. Wicked monsters. #PrayForChristophsBook. Pray it be delivered from the monster who thinks it’s a coaster.
These people should just stop. But they seem incapable of it, driven by some sort of demonically induced madness. An Israeli Rabbi has claimed that the biblical prophecy of Balaam, which says that the appearance of a new star will … Continue reading