That’s Not As Bizarre as Some Weddings I’ve Heard Of…

An Iowa couple whose passion for bowhunting encouraged Cupid’s arrow to strike wore camouflage to blend in with the wooded backdrop at their treetop wedding. Forty-two year-old Kim Silver dressed in a silk gown made by camouflage specialists Mossy Oak, and her 61-year-old groom, Marvin Hunter, was dressed in camo shirt and pants at the Saturday nuptials.

What is surprising is that it happened in Iowa and not Texas. Or West Virginia (since the groom is nearly 20 years older than the bride… which means she’s young enough to be his daughter… What’s the male version of a Cougar?).

Anyway, here are some other weirdo weddings…

Let’s face it fellow pilgrims, some people are just totally messed up.

Thanks Supreme Court…

I’m going to go buy a gun now.  In fact, I’m going to buy as many as I can.  That’ll make the Country safer, won’t it…  And hey, it’s my ‘right’, right?  Sure, I don’t belong to a militia but I’m happy to be my own militia.  I can’t wait to gun down some poor hapless druggie just looking for something to steal so they can get their next fix…

But we don’t kill as many with guns as they do in the third world…  just nearly as much- and way more than in Europe, Canada, and Australia/New Zealand.  If we’re going to be number one in gun deaths we need more guns on the streets…  Let’s all chant it together, ‘We wanna be Number One!, We wanna be Number One!’ because sure as the world, today’s ruling will make it likely.

[NB- The Court was on a real roll today… rendering idiotic decision after idiotic decision.  It’s good to know they’re on the ball, those 7 black dress wearing imbeciles].

Total Depravity: The United States Medical Industry

Americans increasingly are treated to death, spending more time in hospitals in their final days, trying last-ditch treatments that often buy only weeks of time, and racking up bills that have made medical care a leading cause of bankruptcies. More than 80 percent of people who die in the United States have a long, progressive illness such as cancer, heart failure or Alzheimer’s disease. More than 80 percent of such patients say they want to avoid hospitalization and intensive care when they are dying, according to the Dartmouth Atlas Project, which tracks health care trends. Yet the numbers show that’s not what is happening.

Why? Not because it’s good for patients, but because it’s good for the bottom line of the already outrageously wealthy medical industry. Doctors, hospitals, insurance companies… they all get richer the longer you live because once you’re dead, they can’t bill you for unnecessary and pointless services.

Crossley’s ‘Reading the New Testament’ – Chapter 9

Here Crossley’s aim is to describe ‘… the ways in which biblical texts have been used through the ages, the ‘afterlives’ of the biblical texts’ (p. 117).

[Error note: the first sentence of the second full paragraph reads oddly and apparently something has been left out.  ‘… and perhaps not before time’ needs adjustment].

So, then, if that’s his aim, what exactly is reception history?  First, it’s an examination of the views of the major theologians of the Church.  How have our predecessors seen and understood biblical texts?  Second, it’s an ‘aid to correct interpretation’.

[Error notes- the last paragraph at the bottom of page 119 is muddled and I’m not at all sure what to make of it.  Crossley writes

Thiselton turns to the ideas of Martin Luther … and when Luther was confronted with figures such as Thomas Müntzer use of Reformation ideas, figures who ‘were found carrying them to extremes … [and] inspired radicalism in politics, theology, and liturgy’.

I can only sit in wonderment at what he must be after.  Words have disappeared into some sort of devil’s triangle in the composition or editorial stage.

Further, on p. 121, second to the last line of the first paragraph, ‘… now we start looking beyond the orthodoxy and beyond any…’  ‘The’ needs to be excised.]

For Crossley, the third sub-category of reception history is ‘anything goes’.  I take him to mean that how the bible is used in art, film, farce, on Broadway, or at the local diner is the issue of scholarly investigation.  And I know he sees how the Bible is used in politics as part and parcel of this sub-category as well, because the remainder of the chapter is devoted to that issue.  This approach, he says, ‘… has the potential to make biblical and New Testament studies look very different’ (p. 122).  With that I completely agree.

But what such an approach suggests is that the Bible is fair game for the sort of intellectual pillaging we haven’t seen since Feminist Hermeneutics neutered Jesus and turned the Holy Spirit into the Holy She.  No holds barred rubbish, in short.

Still, Crossley is probably right.  The guild of biblical scholars is becoming (by and large) less interested in what the text meant and means to viewing it simply in terms of how Joe Blow sees it.  Joe Blow though is a dullard.  How he sees, and uses, the Bible is as relevant to understanding the Bible itself and in and of itself as worrying how a dog sees the sun and taking the dog’s word when it comes to the meaning of the sun.  How an artist envisions a biblical scene may illuminate the artist’s mind, but it tells us absolutely nothing of the event he ‘reports’ through art.  DaVinci was a slacker when it comes to first century dining customs and he never should have painted the Last Supper as a gathering around (or on one side only!) an elevated table.  We all know that.  Except poor Joe Blow.

[Error note:  p. 127, line 6 from the top- ‘… the use of the religion in American political rhetoric.’  ‘The’ before ‘religion’ should be dropped.]

Crossley recognizes this sort of criticism, wryly remarking

‘… one criticism … is that reception history is a safe place to work and avoid all the tricky questions of historical accuracy, problematic interpretations of earliest Christianity, and anything a traditional reading with the potential to challenge faith might produce’ (p. 128).

Reception history’s first two aims are honorable and desirable.  The third.  Well, it’s just eisegesis, isn’t it?

Crossley stays with reception history in the next chapter, discussing methods and questions.  That will be fun.

The Supreme Court’s Moronic Decision

Farewell, freedom of assembly.  The ‘High’ Court (and they really must be high on crack or meth or something) has ‘ruled’ (foolish imps) that

A university can legally deny recognition to a Christian student group that bars gays and nonbelievers, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday in a case that pitted anti-discrimination principles against religious freedom. … The school said official campus groups may not exclude people because of religious belief, sexual orientation or other reasons. A federal judge and then a U.S. appeals court ruled for the law school, holding that its policy was reasonable and that it did not violate the rights of the Christian group. The Supreme Court, in a majority opinion written by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, agreed. Summarizing the ruling from the bench on the last day of the court’s term, Ginsburg upheld the university’ open-access policy and said other law schools have similar policies.

It most certainly DOES violate the rights of the Christian group. Now it must either violate its own principles or be excluded from University life. Coercion is what the majority ruled in favor of in this witless decision.  Soon enough, they’ll be coercing churches and religious groups.  Soon enough, mark my words, someone somewhere will sue a church or a synagogue or a mosque because it refused their gay marriage.  And the morons on the Supreme(ly stupid) Court will agree that such institutions cannot ‘discriminate’.

Loathsome…

It’s Almost the 4th of July…

And so it’s time to remind Americans that authentic freedom comes only from God. Or as the psalmist so pointedly and poignantly puts it

Alleluia! Praise Yahweh, my soul!
I will praise Yahweh all my life, I will make music to my God as long as I live.
Do not put your trust in princes, in any child of Adam, who has no power to save.
When his spirit goes forth he returns to the earth, on that very day all his plans come to nothing.
How blessed is he who has Jacob’s God to help him, his hope is in Yahweh his God,
who made heaven and earth, the sea and all that is in them. He keeps faith for ever,
gives justice to the oppressed, gives food to the hungry; Yahweh sets prisoners free.
Yahweh gives sight to the blind, lifts up those who are bowed down.
Yahweh protects the stranger, he sustains the orphan and the widow. Yahweh loves the upright,but he frustrates the wicked.
Yahweh reigns for ever, your God, Zion, from age to age.  (Ps 146)

It isn’t government which gives or guarantees freedom at all. And it’s idolatry to think otherwise.

Sad News: The Death of Robert Wilson

Via Jack Sasson on the Agade List

ROBERT MCLACHLAN WILSON, requiescat in pace. I am very sorry to inform you that St Andrews Professor Emeritus Robert (“Robin”) McL Wilson, renowned scholar of the New Testament, New Testament Apocrypha, and Gnosticism, passed away yesterday as the result of a massive stroke he suffered last week. He was ninety-four years old.

Sad indeed.

It’s Just a Game People

It’s certainly not worth killing, or dying over.  Except, evidently, to four men in Texas (but of course).

Two men were killed in Dallas after a World Cup argument turned violent, police say. According to the Dallas Morning News, four men were quarreling about “an upcoming World Cup soccer game” in the early hours Sunday morning when one of the arguers retrieved a gun and opened fire, killing two others. The shooter has not been identified, but NBC Dallas-Fort Worth reports that the victims are 17-year-old Raul Santoyo and 28-year-old Luis Santoyo-Vega.

What pure, unmixed, disgusting and depraved depravity. You’d think these people were the heads of some aggressive State bent on dragging their country to war because they think that armed action is the proper response to every argument. Oh wait a minute, there are quite a number of politicians just like that aren’t there… Maybe the shooter is actually a head of State. He’s not named so we don’t really know. What we do know, however, is that he is despicable.  Or maybe he had just flown in from San Francisco

‘Enter This Trailer and I Will Kill You’

Is that a sign posted on someone’s mobile home?  No, it’s a sign on a trailer owned by the Niles Ferry Baptist Church, reports WATE TV 6, one of the local tv stations on their on air broadcast (but oddly not on their website, which means that at present I can’t provide a link to the story).  The church’s trailer was stolen over the weekend, and its identifying marks are the fact that it’s white and it has that sign on it.

Does it strike anyone else as odd that a Church would put such a sign on its trailer?  Maybe I’m odd, but is that really the message a Church wishes to send?

The Master of Pork has Died

Robert Byrd, the long time Senator of West Virginia and the undisputed master of pork died overnight.  Byrd managed, over the course of his career, to bring home the bacon to the tune of multiple billions to one of the least populated states.

Byrd was not always a champion of liberal causes. He had come of age as a member of the Ku Klux Klan and cast a “no” vote on the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964 that prohibited discrimination against African Americans and others. He later renounced his actions in both cases and called his membership in the KKK “the worst mistake of my life.”

… he also was a deft manipulator of the legislative system. As chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee, Byrd was notorious for steering federal funds — and sometimes whole federal agencies — to West Virginia, where so many buildings and highways bore his name that the watchdog group Citizens Against Government Waste voted him “Alpha Porker.” Columnists derided him for dismantling the government piece by piece and sending it to West Virginia: the FBI’s fingerprint center to Clarksburg, an Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives weapons-tracking center to Martinsburg, a series of NASA-related projects to Wheeling Jesuit University.

He is survived by daughters Mona Byrd Fatemi and Marjorie Byrd Moore, five grandchildren and five great-grandchildren.

West Virginia will miss him.

A Long Lost Ode Republished

zwingli

There was once a Reformer called Zwingli,
Whom I esteem above all — if not singly.
If of him you don’t rave,
You must be totally depraved,
For he makes me all hot and tingly.

– Anon.

(source)

It does my heart good to see the classics back in print.