Category Archives: Total Depravity

The Groping Republican Who Took Trump’s Words as His Own Mantra

A well-known Greenwich Republican called a town worker “nothing but a bloodsucking lazy union employee” and later reached in from behind to place his hand between her legs and pinch her in the groin area, according to the police arrest warrant.Christopher von Keyserling, 71, of 402 Post Road E., was arrested in Greenwich Town Hall on Wednesday afternoon and charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, police said. He posted $2,500 bond and was released to appear in court on Jan. 25.


The incident began at about noon Dec. 8 when the 57-year-old woman encountered von Keyserling in the hallway of an unnamed town facility, the warrant said. The two briefly spoke about politics and the woman told him that “it was a new world politically” and he had to educate his fellow politicians, the warrant said. Von Keyserling is a member of Greenwich’s Representative Town Meeting. He allegedly replied: “I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct,” according to the warrant.

Perverts still get arrested even in Trumpland.


Posted by on 15/01/2017 in Total Depravity


The Thug Life Starts Early for the 12 Year Old Who Pulled a Gun on his Classmate, and Demanded a Chicken Nugget…

A 12-year-old New York City boy is accused of pulling a gun on a classmate and demanding that she give him her chicken nugget.  NYPD say the boy first approached the girl inside a McDonald’s in Harlem on Tuesday and asked her for one of her Chicken McNuggets. When the girl refused, police say the boy followed her as she walked to a nearby subway station and pointed a gun at her head, demanding that she give him a nugget.

Police say the girl smacked the gun away and told the boy to leave her alone.  The 13-year-old girl boarded the train unharmed, police said. The girl later saw the boy showing the gun to another child on the train, local media reported.

The girl reported the incident to school officials the next day and the boy was taken into police custody for attempted robbery. The gun was not found, and it’s unclear if it was real. The New York Post, however, reported law-enforcement sources saying the boy would often show the weapon to other children.


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Posted by on 13/01/2017 in Total Depravity


‘Free Will’ Is A Term Fabricated out of Nothing – Calvin

Calvin writes

Free will [is a] term fabricated out of nothing. Scripture everywhere declares that man is captive, servant and slave of the devil, is carried away by all his inclinations into vice, and is unable to understand what the things of God are, let alone perform them.

He’s not wrong.  You’ll not find the notion of free will in Scripture.

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Posted by on 13/01/2017 in Calvin, Theology, Total Depravity


Festooning ‘In God We Trust’ Around America Is Simply The Declaration of a Lie

A Lawmaker in Tennessee wants to put ‘in God we trust’ on the state license plate.  But it’s sadly clear to anyone with two eyes that we don’t trust God. Most people in this state, and this country can never be bothered to attend worship, and even fewer contribute to their church, read their bible, pray, share the gospel with others, or anything else remotely Christian. Instead, Christians (in name only) post photos of themselves at bars, half drunk, reveling like pagans. Announcing to the world that the people of this state trust God would just be a lie.

Why add sin to sin by festooning a lie on our license plates?  If you really trust God, live like it.  Or just shut up about it.

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Posted by on 12/01/2017 in Total Depravity


Tumpians, your Hero Lied a Great Lie To You: The Wall Mexico Won’t Pay For, you Will

We all knew he was lying.  Well, almost all of us.  The gullible and easily duped believed.

President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team has signaled to congressional Republican leaders that his preference is to fund the border wall through the appropriations process as soon as April, according to House Republican officials.

The move would break a key campaign promise when Trump repeatedly said he would force Mexico to pay for the construction of the wall along the border, though in October, Trump suggested for the first time that Mexico would reimburse the US for the cost of the wall.
Trump defended that proposal Friday morning in a tweet, saying the move to use congressional appropriations was because of speed.

“The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall (for sake of speed), will be paid back by Mexico later!” Trump tweeted Friday.

Are you going to believe his newest lie, that Mexico will pay us back later? You’re really foolish if you do. Please don’t have children.

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Posted by on 09/01/2017 in Total Depravity


He Needs a New Girlfriend. One Not So… Insane



Besides Cancelling Worship Services on Christmas, When Else Can the Uncommitted Usurp God’s Right?

A List for Millennials and Gen X-ers Who Wish To Assert Their Superiority To God And Ensure that the Day Of Worship is about them and Not God

  • Christmas
  • Super Bowl Sunday
  • Halloween
  • Easter
  • Bird Day
  • Bean Day
  • National Rubber Duckie Day
  • Beer Can Appreciation Day
  • Hula in the Cola Day
  • National Plum Pudding Day
  • Sunday

In sum, the uncommitted will find any excuse at all to abandon worship, in spite of the fact that Scripture adjures us not to forsake the assembly of the community of believers.  But of course the uncommitted know nothing of Scripture and care to know nothing of it.  Their ‘god’ is self and their Scripture is the fartings of their own stench filled minds.

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Posted by on 21/12/2016 in Total Depravity