I’d know beyond a shadow of a doubt that his parents would be Benny Hinn and Paula White.
Reports this week suggest a still-married Benny Hinn is now romantically involved with Paula White, another television preacher with a colourful past.
If it turns out they they hook up and have offspring, remember, you heard it here first- that spawn of the devil will be the spawn of the devil.
[What? You say you’re surprised that he – a married man – is in all likelihood having an extra-marital fling? He’s a televangelist isn’t he? And a Pentecostal televangelist to boot. It’s to be expected].
Zwinglius Redivivus 
My word – Hinn and White? It couldn’t get anymore TBN (The Blasphemy Network) soap opera than that, now can it? That’s got to be worse than Hal Lindsey!
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Still trying to cover your tracks, Jim? We all know you are really the spawn of Satan.
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gee that’s harsh coming from the unabomber….
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Jeremy’s just jealous, seeing as you are popular and have power….
You mean, you don’t believe in a historical and future antichrist, Jim? What are you, liberal?
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no- simply biblically literate.
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Of course, I would agree – not always, but the more so, since you know, I’ve read the bible and books about the bible…and not just LeHaye.
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