If I Believed In The Historical Antichrist…

I’d know beyond a shadow of a doubt that his parents would be Benny Hinn and Paula White.

Reports this week suggest a still-married Benny Hinn is now romantically involved with Paula White, another television preacher with a colourful past.

If it turns out they they hook up and have offspring, remember, you heard it here first- that spawn of the devil will be the spawn of the devil.

[What?  You say you’re surprised that he – a married man – is in all likelihood having an extra-marital fling?  He’s a televangelist isn’t he?  And a Pentecostal televangelist to boot.  It’s to be expected].

7 thoughts on “If I Believed In The Historical Antichrist…

  1. Laine 24 Jul 2010 at 7:39 pm

    My word – Hinn and White? It couldn’t get anymore TBN (The Blasphemy Network) soap opera than that, now can it? That’s got to be worse than Hal Lindsey!

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  2. Jeremy 24 Jul 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Still trying to cover your tracks, Jim? We all know you are really the spawn of Satan.

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    • Jim 24 Jul 2010 at 8:34 pm

      gee that’s harsh coming from the unabomber….

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  3. Joel 25 Jul 2010 at 7:59 am

    Jeremy’s just jealous, seeing as you are popular and have power….

    You mean, you don’t believe in a historical and future antichrist, Jim? What are you, liberal?

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    • Jim 25 Jul 2010 at 8:04 am

      no- simply biblically literate.

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  4. Joel 25 Jul 2010 at 8:08 am

    Of course, I would agree – not always, but the more so, since you know, I’ve read the bible and books about the bible…and not just LeHaye.

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