Gavin’s Right, Anglicans Are About The Looniest Segment of Christianity There Is (After Pentecostals)

Gavin reports

Tonight St Matthew in the City featured on nationwide television as a backdrop to TV3’s New Zealand’s Top Model. The seven remaining gals paraded from the sanctuary down an improvised catwalk in their frilly knickers.

Weird, weird, weird. That’s like shooting a Victoria’s Secret commercial in the Sanctuary of the First Baptist Church of Your Town (though of course the First Emergent Church and the First Seeker Sensitive Church would be all over it like sailors on a, well, you know). Gavin continues a bit later

You have to say it was incongruous at the very least to see attractive young women hawking lingerie and strutting their stuff against a background of crucifix and stained glass. You also have to wonder what the church apparatchiks were thinking when they hired out the facility to the gods of fashion and narcissism.

No kidding. No kidding at all.

No surprise then that the next advertised event is “the blessing of the animals” on October 3. Spoilt pooches piddling on the carpet? More proof Anglicans – including liberal Anglicans – are totally weird.

Totally totally weird. They are as far to the left of Christianity as the Neo-Montanists (Pentecostals) are to the right. They’ve lost the point of it all so completely as to be virtually unidentifiable as Christian.  Perhaps they might want to consider a new denominational name: The Skank-glican World Communion.