Make Your Own ‘Rapture Pak’… Dilettantism Supreme

Thanks to Gail Dawson for telling me about this sadly they’re serious absolutely idiotic moronic foray into the dregs of dilettantism.

We are living in the prophesied “Last Days”, just before the coming Tribulation begins and at any twinkle of an eye; our Lord Jesus Christ can return to call up the dead in Christ first, and then catch up we who are alive in Christ, so to forever be with the Lord known as the Rapture. We cannot take anything out of this world with us, but we can leave something behind for those people who have been left behind.

And yes, they’re serious!

So here’s what you need…  You need a box to store the supplies that you are leaving behind. The box can be of any size that you choose. Think survival, when preparing to stock the Rapture Pak. What would you need to survive for a short time, until you can find more supplies? 1-box any size, King James New Testament Bible or, King James Old Testament and New Testament Bible (depending on room in box), Dried Beans, Ramen Noodles, Canned Ham, Canned Grilled Bacon, Canned Spam, Any Canned Food with Long Expiration Dates, Honey, Salt, Seeds used to plant a garden, Basic Medications, Knife or Multi-tool, Fishing hooks, Flashlight, New Packaged Batteries, Maps. Don’t store bottled water in the Rapture Pak, because bottled water does go bad and needs to be replaced routinely. By no means, is the above a complete list of possible supplies to add to your Rapture Pak, just be sure that what you do add will not expire any time soon. Also, add any instructions to how any medications that you do add are to be taken safely.

Boy that’s loads of Ham!!! Evidently these dilettantes don’t expect any Jews to survive. Or more probably they don’t want them to.  And they also seem to be KJV only-ers.  ‘Nuff said.

What senselessness.  This is exactly why some people shouldn’t be let within 500 feet of the Bible.