Is as qualified for her job as 99.99999% of the people who talk about the Bible are to talk about the Bible…
I.e, she’s a dilettante. Anathema sint.
Well about 500 years ago the Bible was kidnapped and it has been tormented by its kidnappers ever since.
Who are these criminals? The countless dilettantes who revel in cutting and pasting words and phrases from bits and pieces of the Bible so that it can be made to say whatever they want it to say. Without hermeneutical sense or the guidance of the Spirit, they have cut the text to shreds and reassembled it in their own image.
Of all the crimes committed in the last half millennium, this is the most widespread. It happens every day, every hour, in every corner of the world. And it is a crime because its practitioners are deceivers and deceived.
Say no to the kidnappers. Say no to the ridiculous notion that everyone’s opinion of the Bible matters. Say no to spiritual murderers! Rescue the Bible from its distorters and stop accepting their misprisions. For your own sake.
From time to time (oh alright, just about every day) someone (who doesn’t know what they’re talking about) will insist that theology doesn’t matter because the disciples were just simple fishermen and villagers who followed Jesus around and they just loved him so much that they didn’t need any theology to be faithful.
What the ‘ignorant fishermen’ mythicists don’s understand, because in their deep ignorance they don’t know it, is that the disciples were precisely that. Disciples. And what is a disciple? A learner. A student.
Jesus was a rabbi. He’s described as such and as such he had studied with rabbis and been himself a rabbinic student. And what is a rabbinic student? A theologian.
Jesus was a theologian who gathered around himself theological students (rabbis) to whom he taught – what was it – oh yes, theology.
Accordingly, Jesus didn’t have ignorant illiterate hicks following him around he had serious students who were expected to do their homework, learn their lessons, and apply those lessons.
So at the end of the day the people who think theology doesn’t matter and who love to say that they are just ‘simple followers of Jesus’ have absolutely no idea how Jesus worked. Nor how the disciples worked. Nor how the early church worked. They really, to be fair to them, just have some weird notions they cooked up in their own heads to justify their own theological ignorance. They delude themselves and in their delusions wish to deceive others.
They are dilettantes. If they want to be dilettantes, super. They just shouldn’t pretend that their views of Jesus matter to anyone.
If you don’t have Dilettante-dar© then you need to, to borrow a phrase of Jesus, go and sell what you have to acquire it. It’s the most important piece of equipment any academic can possess because only by means of it can absurdity (such as that spewed by Eric Metaxas about Dietrich Bonhoeffer) be spotted, confronted, and defeated.
D-Dar©. Get you some!
This one will strike you as doubly dilettantish. Because… a lawyer is claiming a polygamous Mormon is missing and may have been a victim of the ‘rapture’… and a journalist labels belief in the ‘rapture’ a ‘Christian belief’ without any qualification of any sort-
The FBI thinks that Lyle Jeffs, the polygamist religious leader accused in a multimillion-dollar food stamp scheme, disappeared from house arrest this summer by coating his ankle monitor in olive oil and sliding it off. That explanation may fly with nonbelievers, but in court documents filed last week, Jeffs’ attorney has put forth a divine reason for his disappearance — the miracle of rapture:
As this Court is well aware, Mr. Jeffs is currently not available to inform his counsel whether or not he agrees to the Continuance. Whether his absence is based on absconding, as oft alleged by the Government in their filings, or whether he was taken and secreted against his will, or whether he experienced the miracle of rapture is unknown to counsel.
Rapture, for the uninitiated, is the Christian belief that during the second coming of Christ, the holy will be whisked away to heaven.
Yeah, no it’s not. The notion of a ‘rapture’ is a 19th century fantasy invented by dispensationalists who twisted the Biblical text more than a woman getting her hair permed has it twisted. So not only does the lawyer get a dilly, so does the journalist. Congrats to the both of you.
Here’s why: he doesn’t know anything about the Bible’s view of women.
Fischer claimed that God specifically reserves leadership roles for men only, even in the home and used the Bible as proof.
The essayist goes on to list places where the Bible describes, in the most positive terms, women in leadership positions.
So, Mr Fischer, given your ineptitude- here’s your dilly. Congrats!
To the Pastor who said in a meeting this week:
One of my teachers said it was ok to take a passage from the Bible out of context if you had a good reason to do it.
Here’s your award – and share it with your ignorant teacher.