First, there won’t be any ‘apocalypse’ according to some putative reading of some old South American calendar. I promise. And second, if the world were going to end in 2012 God would have been merciful enough to do it BEFORE the final installment of that garbage series known as ‘Twilight’ premiered. Plus, your boat is junk. One mild little wave and you’ll be in the drink.
So, dude in China, you’re all worked up for nothing. Chill out. Relax. Go to South Korea and visit Little Honey Tee Tee. He’s actually CRAZIER than you are and you’ll feel a whole lot better about yourself.
Worried about the impending 2012 “Mayan apocalypse,” a man in China has reportedly spent his life savings on the construction of his very own “Noah’s Ark.” According to China News Service, Lu Zhenghai, from the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region in northwest China, has already spent about $160,000 on the boat. The vessel, designed by Lu himself, measures about 65 feet in length and will, when completed, weigh about 80 tons, the report states.