Angry Atheists and Dilettantes, Have I got a Vacation-Spot Suggestion for You!

A beach in Brazil!  I know, it sounds lovely and you’re surely thinking ‘but what’s the catch?’  No catch, really.  I just think you lot deserve a nice relaxing vacation in an exotic and unusual location!  Pack your bags and head out NOW!

Thousands of flesh-eating piranhas have infested a river beach popular with tourists in western Brazil and have bitten at least 15 unwary swimmers, authorities said Wednesday.  Officials in the city of Caceres in Mato Grosso state said this is the first time they have had a problem with piranhas at the Daveron beach on the Paraguay river, where the aggressive fish began schooling about two weeks ago.  “People have got to be very careful. If they’re bitten, they’ve got to get out of the water rapidly and not allow the blood to spread,” firefighter Raul Castro de Oliveira told Globo TV’s G1 website.

Go, have fun!  Post photos!

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