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The Super Bowl of Child Sexual Exploitation

What do football games, men, and sex with underage children have in common?  The Super Bowl of course.

Pimps will traffic thousands of under-age prostitutes to Texas for Sunday’s Super Bowl, hoping to do business with men arriving for the big game with money to burn, child rights advocates said.  As the country’s largest sporting event, the game between the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers will make the Dallas-Fort Worth area a magnet for business of all kinds.  That includes the multimillion dollar, under-age sex industry, said activists and law enforcement officials working to combat what they say is an annual spike in trafficking of under-age girls ahead of the Super Bowl.

That’s horrific.  I thought child trafficking was something that went on in Thailand.  But given the fact that America has plenty of evil depraved child molesters I’m actually more surprised at my surprise than I am at the fact of fat middle aged guys in Dallas buying young girls for their own entertainment.

Hopefully each and every man who buys a prostitute (of any age) in Dallas will receive the just recompense they richly deserve.

Are Primates Smarter Than Steelers Fans?

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisbe...

The primate and a reporter

It would seem so.  One thing’s for sure though, primates are smarter than Ben ‘the rapist’ Roethlisberger.

A South Carolina orangutan has made his pick for this year’s Super Bowl. A Greenville Zoo orangutan named Baby Bob picked the Green Bay Packers Saturday to defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers. Bob was offered T-shirts for both teams, and he chose the Packers shirt.  Bob’s Super Bowl picks were part of his 5th birthday celebration.

Well there ya go…

WHAT??!?!?!?!?!! No Cheerleaders at the Superbowl?????

They’re the only reason to watch the game– them and the commercials.  Especially this year since two of the most worthless teams in the NFL are playing but most especially because Ben ‘the Rapist’ Roethlisberger will be hurling balls for the Steelers.

A cheerleader-less Super Bowl is unheard of.  But it looks like that might just happen this year.  The Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers are two of just six teams in the NFL who don’t have professional cheering squads. Barring a last-minute squad organization by either franchise it looks like there won’t be any cheerleaders on the sidelines for cameramen to pan across before commercial breaks during Super Bowl XLV.

This is turning out to be a bummer day.  First news about Taco Bell not using real meat and now this.  I can’t take much more…

When You’re A Professional Athlete, You Are Above the Law

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisbe...

Look, he's praying- he must be an excellent Christian

And you can do whatsoever you please in the calm certainty that you will never receive any punishment worse than a slap on the wrist.  I say that because I think someone should just point out the obvious truth.  Here’s the proof (in case you need it) –

Ben Roethlisberger is getting time off for good behavior. He’ll be back on the field for the Pittsburgh Steelers two games earlier than expected after convincing NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell he is turning his life around. The star quarterback, accompanied by team president Art Rooney, met with Goodell early Friday and was told he could return on Oct. 17 against Cleveland after missing four games. He was suspended in April for six games for violating the league’s personal conduct policy, but Goodell said at the time he would review the player’s behavior over the next few months. Goodell was satisfied that Roethlisberger has followed the league’s guidelines and stayed out of trouble.

Yes he stayed out of trouble. Wow. That in itself is miraculous for an athlete. And given the fact that he molested an underage girl he needn’t have expected any harsher punishment than that nearly unbearable and cruel six whole game suspension which turned out to be just four games…

Yes, dear jocks, you’re above the law. You should enjoy it to the fullest and do whatever comes to mind. Don’t worry- no one will say anything.

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