Tag Archives: Pat Robertson

Mark Driscoll is Pat Robertson, and Vice Versa

Jonathan Merritt tweets New @RNS article: “Divisive pastor Mark Driscoll says Christians should stop infighting” http://ow.ly/q6FUN  In related news, Pat Robertson says Christian talk show hosts should stop saying stupid things…

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Gosh, Al Mohler, Please, For the Love of God, Shut Up

Evidently Mohler had something to say about the Papal election yesterday: A Southern Baptist seminary president urged evangelicals not to get too caught up in all the excitement surrounding the naming of a new pope.“Evangelical Christians simply cannot accept the … Continue reading

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Pat Robertson is Insane

And he’s the world’s worst ‘interpreter’ of the Bible. And that’s saying something given the existence of Todd Bentley and Joel Osteen. Pentebabbleists…. you guys are just wretched when it comes to understanding the meaning of the Bible. ‘Demons attach … Continue reading

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No, Pat Robertson Does Not…

So, apparently, the ‘Science Guy’ is all excited about Pat Robertson’s latest blatherings (though why anyone is loony enough to think Pat Robertson a hero of any sort is a mystery to me).  This led Mr Science, for whatever reason, … Continue reading

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Ok, Let’s Hear The Derision Reserved for Pat Robertson Leveled at Oliver Stone

If Pat Robertson got on his 700 Club and made the claims that Oliver Stone has, about Sandy being ‘punishment’ for something or other, people everywhere would be on him like white on rice.  So where’s the derision of Oliver … Continue reading

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Pat Robertson Proves Himself a Servant of Satan, Again

He urges a man to become a Muslim so he can beat his wife… Tongue in cheek or not, it’s vile. And the remainder of his comments… ABSURD. This man is a wicked lunatic and in no sense a representative … Continue reading

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We Knew We Could Depend on Pat Robertson’s CBN to Say Something About Hurricane Isaac…

And it didn’t disappoint… Today on the 700 Club, Christian Broadcasting Network correspondent Paul Strand spoke to Jesten Peters of Keys of Authority Ministries who said that her organization’s prayer efforts helped steer Tropical Storm Isaac away from Tampa in order to protect the Republican National … Continue reading

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How Evil Is Pat Robertson?

He’s evil enough to suggest that you shouldn’t adopt children because you don’t know what kind of trouble they’ll be.  That’s demonically evil. Could he be more perverse? Could he really ever imagine himself to be a Christian in any … Continue reading

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Pat Robertson is Vile: Pat Thinks Peyton Manning Should Be Injured Because the Broncos Traded Tebow

No one from the deepest lair of hell harms Christianity more than Pat Robertson.  He’s a loathsome troll of a man who should shut up- forever. Televangelist Pat Robertson is not happy with the Broncos shipping out Tim Tebow. So … Continue reading

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Pat Robertson Wants Pot Treated Like Booze

Pat… Pot…  crackpot. Pat Robertson, the televangelist behind Christian Broadcasting Network’s “The 700 Club,” doubled down on an opinion he had expressed on his show for years now.  “I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage … Continue reading

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Pat, Get a Life

Pat Robertson is being the buffoon again, calling the Twilight films ‘demonic’ and ‘evil’.  No, Pat, they aren’t that- they aren’t good enough to be that.  They’re much worse: they’re badly acted! But that doesn’t mean the devil is in … Continue reading

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Pat Robertson Thinks Republicans are too Extremist to Win the Presidential Election…

Color me shocked… Pat Robertson thinks the GOP is too extreme…

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Talk About the Pot Calling the Kettle Black… Pat Robertson is Cracked Himself

You knew it was coming: another of Pat Robertson’s ‘I think I’m a prophet’ pronouncements: Televangelist Pat Robertson suggested Wednesday that cracks in the Washington Monument caused by the August 23 earthquake could be a sign from God, and the … Continue reading

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Antonio, You Can’t Take ‘The Trumpet’ Seriously

It isn’t a news organization, it’s something altogether different, like Pat Robertson’s World Net Daily– an organ of ideology.  Or worse (and probably more accurately), it’s like the ‘National Enquirer’.  If it appears in ‘The Trumpet’ you can be fairly … Continue reading

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John Piper’s Latest Tweet is More than a Little Disturbing

Surely he could have chosen a better analogy, right?  Or does he just know a lot of 5 year olds having sex? The problem is comparing interest in God with 5 year olds and sex.  That’s the problem. [Don’t people … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Joel Watts is Joining Pat Robertson’s Ministry!

According to a source close to Joel, he and Robertson are teaming up for a new ministry called ‘The 700 Watts Club’!  It will air daily and feature Joel at prayer with Robertson and plenty of endorsements of far right … Continue reading

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John Piper: The New Pat Robertson

Piper is evidently striving to be the new Pat Robertson by making it plain for all to see that his theology is grossly deficient– In a tweet, Piper said:  God took out Osama bin Ladin. And he will take me … Continue reading

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