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Twitter Theology That Makes me Sigh

The Holy Spirit is a better guide than your ‘convictions’.

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh

Oh Molty… what are we going to do with you?  The ‘god’ you envision is utterly powerless and totally dependent on three women or else his entire plan falls apart?  Your God is too small.  You need a better theological … Continue reading

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The ‘Christian Century’ Sure Isn’t What It Used To Be

1- You don’t receive anyone’s prayers unless you’re God. 2- If you don’t know you’re going to die, you’ve not been paying attention.  At all.

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh: Or, The Hand Wringers Are So Annoying, Aren’t They?

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#ICYMI: NT Wright Ascends to Heaven From Bible Conference in Houston!

Witnesses say that just before he was seen to fly skyward without a rocket pack, he spread out his arms, and then up he went, shouting ‘buy my giant book which is very much like all my other less giant … Continue reading

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh

Erm… “That very hour the word was fulfilled concerning Nebuchadnezzar; he was driven from men and ate grass like oxen; his body was wet with the dew of heaven till his hair had grown like eagles’ feathers and his nails … Continue reading

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh

No, it isn’t.  God is eternal.  Music isn’t eternal.  Music is temporal.  And if you had any theological training you’d understand that.

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Yeah, You Don’t Want the Bible to Get in the Way Of Living your Life, Do you Precious…

Who wants any of that bothersome ‘you shall be perfect as your heavenly father is perfect’ stuff getting in the way, right precious? This is exactly what’s wrong with so much that calls itself Christian these days.  The exaltation of … Continue reading

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Will Someone Please Buy Jurgen Moltmann A Bible?

Until you do… Ἥξει δὲ ἡμέρα κυρίου ὡς κλέπτης ἐν ᾗ οἱ οὐρανοὶ ῥοιζηδὸν παρελεύσονται, στοιχεῖα δὲ καυσούμενα λυθήσεται, καὶ γῆ καὶ τὰ ἐν αὐτῇ ἔργα οὐχ εὑρεθήσεται. (2 Pet. 3:10)

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh

Once again Peter Leithart has shown himself to be more interested in catchy phrases than facts.  Chronicles begins with Adam and in no way can Adam be described as a ‘Royal tribe’. Leithart loves playing fast and loose with scripture … Continue reading

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Twitter Theology that Makes Me Sigh

Maybe ‘preach the Gospel’ really should top the list instead of coming in as an afterthought…

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Don’t Use the Word ‘Sinner’, According to Some, it Makes the Angels Sad…

Apparently the angels aren’t very familiar with scripture. So, to help them out- … their heart contrives evil from their infancy (Gen. 8:21 NJB) … Sin is the oracle of the wicked in the depths of his heart; there is no … Continue reading

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Are You Testing Me, Satan?

Ok, so many problems here: First, what does ‘useful’ even mean here? Second, ‘So’?  How on earth does the second absurd claim flow from the first?  Behold, what leaps… Third, theology is hardly useless.  Not only is it formational, but … Continue reading

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What Anthropocentric Rubbish

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh: And The Truth About Calvin’s Income

The sigh inducing claim: The truth In his Preface to the Book of Psalms, Calvin says: ‘People circulate ridiculous rumours respecting my treasures, my great power, and my wealthy sort of life. But if a man satisfies himself with such … Continue reading

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh: The Scottsdale Church That’s Marketing Baptism

And the sad thing is, they don’t even know how wrong this is or why. It isn’t surprising that the heretic Driscoll is involved though.

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Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh: Pantheism Edition

The old heresies just keep cropping up because no one reads historical theology anymore.

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Twitter ‘Theology’ That Makes me Sigh: The Myth of the Churchless Christian

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Complete Historical Ignorance

Someone has no clue as to the history of the Reformation.  Or the Church.

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Nein!

No, don’t worship the Bible.

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