Category Archives: sarcasm

#ICYMI: NT Wright Ascends to Heaven From Bible Conference in Houston!

Witnesses say that just before he was seen to fly skyward without a rocket pack, he spread out his arms, and then up he went, shouting ‘buy my giant book which is very much like all my other less giant … Continue reading

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Helpful Tips From Microsoft Word

I wonder if this is what pops up when Tom Wright is typing or if he muted it because it appeared so frequently.

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The Month of the Bee! This Month’s Carnival!

Every month we’ve a theme here and this month is no different at all.  What is different is that the theme is a single source of biblical and theological information.  That source?  The Babylon Bee.  The Bee stings the craziness … Continue reading

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The Latest Emergent Fad: Ecusexualism…

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The “Jesus Wife” Fragment: Coming Soon To A Theater Near You!

It’s the exciting story of how wanting to find something with all your heart that lends support to one of your pet theories results in shoddy scholarship and utter embarrassment.  Starring Karin Keeng and Antonio Banderas! You’ll want to take your … Continue reading

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Mocking Falwell

The Bee stings pseudo-christianity again. In the wake of presidential candidate Donald Trump’s call for the GOP to moderate its position on abortion, Liberty University president and influential Evangelical Jerry Falwell, Jr. affirmed his support for Trump, calling upon Christians to … Continue reading

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He Wants to Marry his Laptop… What Gives the Government the Right to tell Him that he Can’t?

A former Tennessee lawyer filed a lawsuit in Texas claiming the state is preventing him from marrying his laptop. Mark “Chris” Sevier claims Harris County, Texas Governor Greg Abbott and Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton are getting in the way of his … Continue reading

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Missing Person Alert

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Sharing Those Jesus Memes Makes You A Real Christian…

As the Babylon Bee reports Seemingly unmoved by the clear pronouncement that if he loved Jesus he would share it, stone-hearted man Jeff Bandy reportedly noticed a Jesus meme while checking his Facebook feed early Monday, read it in its entirety, and then … Continue reading

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Snow is a Result of the Fall of Adam and Eve

Thanks… a lot… ya prats…. We are indeed born naked into this world and with a hairless skin, although the rest of the animals all bring with them their fur, hair, feathers, and scales. Therefore we must have the shade … Continue reading

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Luther Was Sick and Tired

On 7 December, 1537, he wrote “I am so overloaded with tasks and so troubled with sicknesses that I have often been compelled, and still am, to leave my duties unperformed.” Slacker. Calvin never left anything undone no matter how … Continue reading

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Hillary Wants to have Dinner With Me!!!

Wow!!!  Got this personal email, addressed to me, just now.  I don’t think I can make it, but man, I sure wish I could.  I feel so special! Jim — In 90 days, people will caucus in Iowa. There’s a … Continue reading

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#AAR’s Food Artists Are Preparing an Organic Dish for the ‘Organic Theology’ Section Get Together at #AARSBL15

You’ll want to attend their session.  The food is fresh and tasty!

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The AAR Reception at AARSBL15

If it’s anything like last year’s… It will be horrific.  And puzzling.

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A Dastardly Menace to Society!

Catholic High School Freshman Arrested After Taking Homemade Liturgical Calendar To School Appalling…. What kind of terrorists are his parents allowing him to become? Local police chief Ronald Defray announced today that charges will not be filed against Arthur Koch, … Continue reading

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Eric Cline has Some ‘Serious’ ‘Competition’

Meet ‘Maverick‘- the flight nurse / ‘Biblical archaeologist’… who served as a consultant for an ‘archaeological’ expedition to find Noah’s ark… Watch out Eric…. there are those waiting in the wings (with air nurse wings!) to dethrone you as the … Continue reading

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He Sounds Like Bloggers I Know Who Talk About Books They’ve Never Read…

Blogger Who Wrote Scathing Post On ‘Laudato Si’ Considering Reading Encyclical For Himself. Catholic blogger Dermot McHenry, who wrote a scornful attack on Laudato Si yesterday, reported this morning that he was now about ready to consider actually reading the … Continue reading

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Thanks To Barth’s Inappropriate Generalization…

That ‘Jesus is the answer.  Now, what’s the question’…

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The AAR Annual ‘Meeting’ (Read- Gathering of Stinks) is Coming Soon and the AAR-ers are getting Pumped

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The Vatican Responds to the Cover of Vanity Fair

Here, opining Members of the Synod on the Family scrambled to meet today to discuss what some bishops are calling “a game changer” after Bruce Jenner appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair revealing his new Caitlyn Jenner identity. The … Continue reading

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