Category Archives: pseudo-theology

Trevor Is Why Pretending to Be A Theologian and Being a Theologian Are Not the Same Thing

And what qualifies dear Trevor to hold such an idiotic view?  Why he’s a college student with a passion, of course.  Who is in the process of earning a bachelor’s degree.  In business admin.  Not theology. Business admin.  And he’s … Continue reading

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A Cult of Death

This isn’t Christianity, it is a cult of death.

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When Pentebabbleist ‘Theology’ Goes Wrong, People can Die

Theology matters.  Bad theology leads to bad decisions.  And people can die. Le Pasteur Franklin Ndifor, fondateur de l’église Kingship ministry basée à Bonaberi dans le quatrième arrondissement Douala, est décédé samedi des suites du Covid-19.  Le quartier Bonaberi a … Continue reading

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What Better Click Bait than ‘The Mark of the Beast and COVID-19’?

And then when you get there the article informs you that there’s no connection between the two- but now that you’ve been sucked in by the deceptive title, why not hang out and read about the author’s view of the … Continue reading

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Karl Barth: Marcionite

It’s as though for Barth, the Hebrew Bible doesn’t exist and Jeremiah, Isaiah, Hosea, and the rest know nothing of God and have nothing to say of God or humanity… Oh Karl- you do annoy sometimes. And your view, as … Continue reading

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This is Why American Christians are So Theologically Ignorant

They listen to garbage, and no one in their lives love them enough to tell them that they listen to garbage.

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Oh Precious, I’ve Heard them All Before. I’ve Read Church History, and your Side Lost

But here’s your Dilly-

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Pat Robertson Knows Where COVID-19 Really Originates…

I can’t even even even anymore with these Pentebabbleist nutbags and their millions of followers.

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More Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

A conservative evangelical pastor has suggested to his followers that God will help multiply their toilet rolls amid the coronavirus pandemic. In a clip posted to Twitter, pastor Rodney Howard-Browne, leader of the Florida-based Revival Ministries International, told his congregation that … Continue reading

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The Worst Theological Take on the Pandemic Yet

Don’t do theology if you aren’t qualified.  And this person is most definitely NOT qualified.

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In Tampa Bay, Florida, At ‘River’ ‘Church’ Yesterday…

COVID-19 denial was part of the service… @joshtpm –Big church arrive taking place now in Florida, live-streamed. COVID denial part of the sermon. This is not wisdom.  This is tempting God. UPDATE:  Well look who has been arrested…  More here. … Continue reading

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Nope

Just nope.  Don’t do pretend theology.  Especially when it’s truly awful.

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Some Theologians Are Just Plainly Crazy

“There is a hidden grace in poverty, and happy is he who knows how to find it.” – Vincentius [The problem of course is that the Bible never describes poverty as some sort of meritorious state.  Vincentius is what happens … Continue reading

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Lying Pentebabbleist Pastor Gonna Lie…

A Louisiana pastor is reportedly ignoring public health warnings intended to prevent the spread of COVID-19 coronavirus by continuing to hold packed church services for over 1,000 people. Rev. Tony Spell held a crowded service Tuesday night at his Life … Continue reading

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Paula White Wants You To Send Her Money…

So she can wage a spiritual battle against the corona virus…  Because she’s a grifter, a pentebabbleist, a false teacher, and Trump’s ‘spiritual’ adviser….

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“Depart From Me, Worker of Iniquity, I Never Knew You…”

Christian pastor: I’d support Trump ‘even if he ran a dogfighting ring on Mother Teresa’s grave while having multiple affairs’ Well he’s not a Christian. Oh sure, he can call himself a Christian. But no authentic follower of Jesus would, … Continue reading

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More Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

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Pentebabbleists Down Under

America isn’t the only place where Pentebabbleists spew their lunacy.  They have them down under too.  And they’re just as crazy. Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki has blamed airborne demons and human cruelty to animals for the coronavirus outbreak.  He also suggested some born-again … Continue reading

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He Isn’t Praying, He’s Looking At the Camera

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Nope

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