Category Archives: pseudo-theology

Parents, Keep Your Kids out of the Video Section of Your Local ‘Christian Bookstore’

There’s nothing good there.  Nothing.

It doesn’t even make sense.  He has crosses for arms, not Christ.  And what’s up with the bean tossing?   Maybe they were trying to give him dinner and he couldn’t catch it because he has crosses for arms and no one has that anyway.

Parents, keep your kids away from this utter rubbish.

Rick Wiles: Covid Vaccines Implant an Egg That Hatches in Your Body… More Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

This guy is a nut.

End Times conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles claims that COVID-19 vaccines contain “an egg that hatches into a synthetic parasite and grows inside your body.”

Sorry, but if you believe that, you’re a nut too.  It’s just more pentebabbleist nutbaggery.  There’s nothing of Christianity in any of this lunacy.

Mark Driscoll: He’s Still a Plagiarist, but Now He’s Pretending to be a Theologian

And he’s ‘written’ a book on ‘theology’ and CRT.  And my buddy Wenatchee the Hatchet shows just how awful Driscoll continues to be.

Heavens but Driscoll is a tiresome boor and lamentable incompetent.

This is The Rubbish You End Up With When You Allow People Who Aren’t Theologians to Talk About Theological Matters

Joy is no theologian.  Not even remotely.  She should remain silent on matters theological.  For, when she isn’t silent, she is unimaginably wrong.

Paul calls death an enemy-

The last enemy that will be destroyed is death. (I Cor 15:26).

So I’ll stick with Paul, and leave the non-theologian Joy to her rubbish heap of ignorance.

More Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

Via.

Reminder: Don’t Get Your Theology From ‘Financial Advisors’

She’s Mentally Ill

And she needs to be institutionalized.

A Christian OnlyFans model says she has regular ‘threesomes’ with God, while claiming that it’s best sex she’s ever had.

Nita Marie is from Colorado, US and revealed that she and her partner like to ‘invite’ the Lord to join them in bed.

The 45-year-old also says she does it with God at least ‘twice a week’.

Although the Lord Almighty has never appeared ‘physically’, Nita says she can feel his presence while getting it on with her husband.

She said: “When you invite God to be a part of sex you change the act from something purely physical to something sacred and spiritual.

This is why most people should never be allowed to own a Bible or talk about God.

Siri, Show Me a Prophet of Baal

How to Spot a Dilettante

Watch for a citation from Strong’s Concordance.  This will show that the person knows neither Hebrew nor Greek and that they are dependent on third hand information which they themselves do not, and never will, understand.

Don’t get your biblical interpretation from dilettantes.  They’re always inept.  They never understand the meaning or context of Scripture, and they consistently bastardize it.

He’s Not a Pastor he’s A Grifter

A pastor is encouraging people to donate to his Tulsa church so they can become an online member and get his signature on a religious exemption from coronavirus vaccine mandates. The pastor, Jackson Lahmeyer, is a 29-year-old small-business owner running in the Republican primary challenge to Sen. James Lankford in 2022.

Not a pastor. Grifter.

Many Recent Books About Jesus In One Sentence

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You Aren’t Jesus

James Sakara, the pastor of a Zambian Christian church, was found dead after asking to be buried alive in the ground so he could come back to life in three days’ time, like Jesus…

To say that 22-year-old Sakara was overconfident in his ability to emulate the resurrection of Jesus Christ would be an understatement.

But you are crazy.

Be that as it may, the pastor of the Zion Church in the Zambian town of Chidiza managed to convince his congregation that he could in fact come back to life after three days, just like the Son of God.

No theologians were on the premises.

He somehow got three members of his Church to assist him by digging a shallow grave, tying up his hands, and burying him alive, only instead of coming back to life after three days, Sakara was found dead by members of the Zion Church curious to see why their leader hadn’t fulfilled his promise.

Curious were they….

Reminder, friends, you aren’t Jesus.

The Gospel Coalition Has nothing in Common With Christianity

This trash piece makes that clear.

Dilly of a Dilettante

Every bit of this is aggressively ignorant. Invincibly ignorant.

Why You Shouldn’t Get Your Theology From D-List TV Personalities

1- They’re lousy theologians.

2- They are untrained and ignorant.

And 3- They’re just nasty.

Candace Cameron Bure is clearing the air after sharing a video about her faith that some found offensive.  The “Fuller House” star, 45, recently shared a TikTok video of herself leaning toward the camera while mouthing the lyrics to the Lana Del Rey song “Jealous Girl.” Near the end of the video, she shows off a copy of the Bible.

“When they don’t know the power of the Holy Spirit,” she wrote in the caption.  She faced backlash after posting the clip on both TikTok and Instagram, with some people saying her video was too “seductive.”

“The Holy Spirit isn’t seductive. What is this??” one person commented on TikTok.

“Sensualizing your belief in the Holy Spirit? Kinda missing the mark here,” another person wrote.

“The song doesn’t match the Bible.. It’s seductive .. but at least she is bold in showing her Bible,” another person commented.

Bure later deleted the video from her Instagram page, while leaving it up on TikTok, and shared a lengthy video apology in her Instagram story.

Just say no to ignorant celeb-pseudo theologians.

Here’s Your Dilly, Mr Gipp

This guy deserves a Dilly the Dilettante Award more than anyone in years.  Here’s why:

The first question you should ask when talking with a “scholar” about this topic is “Do you accept the Bible as your final authority in all matters of faith and practice”?  If he says “yes” he just threw out his education.  If he says “no” then the conversation is over.  There is no reason to continue the conversation.  It’s a waste of time to talk with someone who doesn’t accept the Bible as their final authority in all matters of faith and practice.

And this

If you think about it, a translation is either going to be superior to an original, equal to an original, or inferior to an original.  These are the only options. According to our final authority in all matters of faith and practice, we find that a translation is always superior.

You don’t acquire that kind of ignorance in a few days.  That sort of stupidity takes decades to perfect.

But this bit, on why translations are ALWAYS better, takes the dilettante cake:

In discussing the originals versus translations, it’s important to remember these five ways a translation is superior.

-It’s all in one volume.  The originals were never in one binding.
-Book, chapter, and verse markings.  The originals were not written that way.
-More durable.  You couldn’t haul the originals around like you carry your Bible.
-It’s in English.  English is the language of the world.
-Multiple copies.  There never was a time when the originals were ever together in one book.  If they had been, there would only be one.

Wow.  Here’s your VERY well deserved Dilly, Mr Gipp.  And may God have mercy on whatever congregation has the sad misery of having to listen to your word vomit Dreck.

Pentebabbleist Heretic Tweet

This guy is a ‘Pentecostal’ ‘worship leader’.  I don’t what kind of Unitarian Universalist ‘church’ calls itself ‘Pentecostal’ but that’s what kind of ‘church’ this guy must ‘serve’.

He is wrong on every point.  Every point.  So naturally Twitter has given him a blue check.

If he were at my Church he wouldn’t have a job.

Reason 8,099,946 That Most People Shouldn’t be Allowed Near the Bible

Using ‘bible study’ as a cover for insane political plans.

Stay away from the Bible, dilettantes with political motivations.

This is Why Dilettantes Should Never Be Allowed Anywhere Near the Bible

Paula White and More of Her Terrible, Awful, Biblically Empty, Theologically Inappropriate, Bad Advice

Paula says…

Meanwhile, the Bible says…

‘The heart is more devious than any other thing, and is depraved; who can pierce its secrets? (Jer. 17:9)

So if you take Paula’s very bad advice, you only find yourself ruined. Don’t be like Paula. Don’t follow your heart.

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