Category Archives: pseudo-theology

I Like Billy Graham, But His Kids Are Insane

Posted on 11 Aug 2017 by

Anne Graham Lotz, the daughter of evangelist Billy Graham, warned on her “Giving You Jesus” blog on Aug. 7 that the upcoming solar eclipse may be God’s judgment on America. Wut? Lotz did not mention any of scientific explanations for … Continue reading →

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How to Structure A ‘Successful’ Youth ‘Ministry’

Posted on 8 Aug 2017 by

Via the Bee– We consulted with thousands of biblical scholars and asked them what the most important elements of a biblical youth group are, and this is what they came up with. Don’t get mad at us; we’re just reporting … Continue reading →

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The Bee Stings the Ridiculous Interpretations of Revelation

Posted on 28 Jul 2017 by

In a groundbreaking discovery sure to change the future of eschatological studies, scholars revealed Monday that the autograph of the book of Revelation originally included a detailed end times and rapture chart to help readers make sense of the apocalyptic … Continue reading →

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Nope, And No

Posted on 23 Jul 2017 by

Aside from the first point, which is perfectly valid- Beth Moore and Joyce Meyer are not to be admired – the rest of this stuff is just loony- So young ladies, if some young man spouts this rubbish the best … Continue reading →

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Nope. And You Need to Stop Reading Ann Voskamp

Posted on 11 Jul 2017 by

Is there no end to the nonsense people will electronically regurgitate?  This is both meaningless and senseless.  And false.

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No, Mr Keller, He Never Said That

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Joyce Meyer is a False Teacher…

Posted on 8 Jul 2017 by

So if you buy her books, or, now, her ‘Bible’, you’re embracing false teaching.  And, by the way, shame on the publisher of this crap rubbish. via Nick Norelli on Twitter

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The Bee Stings the Worship America Worship Service

Posted on 3 Jul 2017 by

“Truly inspired and deeply moved” by his church’s patriotic 4th of July service, and particularly his pastor’s message, titled “The Shining City Upon A Hill,” local man Jim Radcliffe announced Monday his intention to launch into a comprehensive study of … Continue reading →

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First Baptist Church, Dallas: Practitioners of Idolatry

Posted on 29 Jun 2017 by

Yesterday was “Freedom Sunday” at the First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas.  The pastor of First Baptist is Robert Jeffress.  He is a Trump supporter, Christian nationalist, and prominent court evangelical. As the pictures attached to this tweet indicate, it was a … Continue reading →

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The Babylon Bee Sermon Generator

Posted on 29 Jun 2017 by

Why bother with study when you can just steal sermons from other people?

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No, Zuckerberg, Facebook isn’t a Church and Users Aren’t the Pastors

Posted on 28 Jun 2017 by

So maybe you should avoid talking about theological stuff.  Because when you do you just sound like an unhinged cult founder.  Next thing you’ll want to do is have all users accept a free pack of kool aid mix for … Continue reading →

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Andy Stanley Thinks He’s The Holy Spirit

Posted on 25 May 2017 by

But he isn’t.  Not even close.  And it’s only the Spirit that can make grace irresistible.

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The Arian Heresy Lives on, in the Church

Posted on 21 May 2017 by

Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner.  If you do, you’re an Arian.

Posted in Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology, Total Depravity

Pentebabbleist Perversity on Parade

Posted on 17 May 2017 by

Her father, heir apparent to the Trinity Broadcasting Network empire, was addicted to pornography; she caught her mother performing sex acts on another man, and was encouraged to be promiscuous; and she had several unplanned pregnancies that ended in abortion, … Continue reading →

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Satan is Testing Me, and He’s Using Bryan Bibb to Do It…

Posted on 17 May 2017 by

Bryan posted this on facebook….  and it’s just so ridiculous that I’m being tested concerning the language of my response…  thanks, Bryan.

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Karl Barth: Marcionite

Posted on 2 May 2017 by

It’s as though for Barth, the Hebrew Bible doesn’t exist and Jeremiah, Isaiah, Hosea, and the rest know nothing of God and have nothing to say of God or humanity… Oh Karl- you do annoy sometimes. And your view, as … Continue reading →

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The Bee Stings the Pious Meme / Vile Meme Christians

Posted on 27 Apr 2017 by

Local woman Cheyenne Phillips displayed a masterful balancing act in alternating profanity and praise on Facebook Thursday, according to sources. Ms. Phillips, 32, had just come home from her moms group when she decided to share with her followers an amusing image … Continue reading →

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“Emergent Theology Workshop”: The Video

Posted on 17 Apr 2017 by
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Michelle Bachmann: Winner of This Week’s Dilly Award

Posted on 7 Apr 2017 by

Politicians should never pretend to be theologians.  Because they aren’t.  And Bachmann is a prime example. While speaking last week on the Last Days radio program “Understanding the Times with Jan Markell,” former GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann linked political advocacy … Continue reading →

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When You Try to Make a Pithy Point But You Don’t Know The Text of Genesis

Posted on 28 Mar 2017 by

Oops- Then looking up, Abraham saw a ram caught by its horns in a bush. Abraham took the ram and offered it as a burnt offering in place of his son. (Gen. 22:13). #Fail

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