Category Archives: pseudo-theology
So maybe you should avoid talking about theological stuff. Because when you do you just sound like an unhinged cult founder. Next thing you’ll want to do is have all users accept a free pack of kool aid mix for … Continue reading
But he isn’t. Not even close. And it’s only the Spirit that can make grace irresistible.
Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner. If you do, you’re an Arian.
Her father, heir apparent to the Trinity Broadcasting Network empire, was addicted to pornography; she caught her mother performing sex acts on another man, and was encouraged to be promiscuous; and she had several unplanned pregnancies that ended in abortion, … Continue reading
Bryan posted this on facebook…. and it’s just so ridiculous that I’m being tested concerning the language of my response… thanks, Bryan.
It’s as though for Barth, the Hebrew Bible doesn’t exist and Jeremiah, Isaiah, Hosea, and the rest know nothing of God and have nothing to say of God or humanity… Oh Karl- you do annoy sometimes. And your view, as … Continue reading
Local woman Cheyenne Phillips displayed a masterful balancing act in alternating profanity and praise on Facebook Thursday, according to sources. Ms. Phillips, 32, had just come home from her moms group when she decided to share with her followers an amusing image … Continue reading
Politicians should never pretend to be theologians. Because they aren’t. And Bachmann is a prime example. While speaking last week on the Last Days radio program “Understanding the Times with Jan Markell,” former GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann linked political advocacy … Continue reading
Oops- Then looking up, Abraham saw a ram caught by its horns in a bush. Abraham took the ram and offered it as a burnt offering in place of his son. (Gen. 22:13). #Fail
“There is a hidden grace in poverty, and happy is he who knows how to find it.” – Vincentius [The problem of course is that the Bible never describes poverty as some sort of meritorious state. Vincentius is what happens … Continue reading
Bravo, Lutherans, Bravo.
A group of friends walking out of a matinee showing of the new movie adaptation of William P. Young’s bestselling novel The Shack Friday afternoon excitedly discussed their newfound misconceptions about the nature of God and the Trinity, sources confirmed. “I … Continue reading
Wright’s view of God aligns perfectly with Marcion and completely opposite of the Prophets and the Gospels themselves.
Stating he was shocked at the Lord’s “ignorant” approach to attractional church growth, self-described church growth expert Mark A. Sloniker was reportedly cringing the entire time he read through several of Christ’s popular sermons in the gospels Tuesday. “‘The flesh counts … Continue reading
Maybe of the decade. Anyway, ‘Phil’, here’s your well deserved award. Wear it proudly.
Public notice: ‘The Shack’ is not Christian theology. It’s imaginary Hollywoodism. If you get your theology from Hollywood, well you’re nuts.
Metaxas Claims His Bonhoeffer Bio is Completely True. Actual Bonhoeffer Scholars Can’t Stop Laughing
Eric Metaxas lives in a curious space among those who admire and study German pastor and martyr Dietrich Bonhoeffer. In one universe dominated by evangelicals outside of academia, Metaxas is viewed as a Bonhoeffer scholar. In another dominated by academics … Continue reading
Bell and Evans…. and Wright…. and the rest. What a farcical assemblage of exegetical dilettantism. And all for just $699 early registration. HarperCollins is clearly willing to sell any rubbish.