Stop this stupidity. Bloody pentebabbleists (and apostles of strategic prayer)…
Appearing on God Knows with hosts Cindy and Mike Jacobs, Christian minister Rebecca Greenwood explained that she first became aware of her gift of prophecy when she discovered she had the ability to predict what was going to happen in movies.
Greenwood, who is the president of Christian Harvest International, explained that she felt her first inkling of her prophetic abilities at a Benny Hinn revival in Houston. After accepting an “anointing” from Hinn, she claims she collapsed.
“I was in the throne room,” she explained.”I was feeling no pain. I was literally in the throne room at the feet of Jesus. I began to weep and say ‘Lord, this is everything I have ever wanted. I don’t want to go back, don’t send me back,’ and he said,’Becca, you have a husband, you have a daughter, you have more children.’ That personal encounter with the Lord, nothing else can compare, right?”
Greenwood then went on to describe becoming aware of her prophetic powers, explaining that, not only did she predict that killer bees would be coming to the U.S. from Africa, but that when she went to the movies with her husband she could predict what was going to happen next.
Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………….. If any of these pentebabbleists had any INKLING of what the Bible said and the theological significance of it they would never say such blatantly stupid, non-Christian, idiotic, sickening, wretched, mindless things. But they don’t. Because they have no idea about anything except the mindless foolishness they cook up in their own self centered depraved minds.
As though God has nothing better to do than tell some vapid empty headed dimwit what’s going to happen next in a movie. Good grief. I want to punch someone in the throat. I want to Servetus-ize someone. Vile bloody Montanists.
Bravo, Lutherans, Bravo.
Scripture please. Which passage declares that the Spirit is our mother? Just one. Which? And since God is neither male nor female, and since the Spirit is, so far as we know, lacking particular male and or female parts and pieces, what exactly would it mean to describe said Spirit as ‘feminine’?
Or isn’t this all just an exercise in political correctness and a pandering to an ideological perspective which is – on this point – more eisegetical than exegetical?
[When did it happen that theologians felt it appropriate just to make stuff up for the novelty of it?]
Seriously… it’s a pretty good series but ‘inspiration for sermons’??? Seriously? Has the Reverend Pastor never opened a Bible?
“Finding Jesus: Faith, Fact, Forgery,” a six-part series, explores mysteries of the Bible by investigating science and archaeology in a bid to dispel myths and reaffirm facts about Christianity. During episode two, the documentary explored the identity of John the Baptist and his possible remains which set the basis for a recent sermon led by Toronto’s Willowdale Pentecostal Church Senior Pastor Dan Disabatino.
“It’s given us a format to follow and it’s given us something to try to engage our congregation,” Disabatino said of the popular series. “It’s very well done and we’re very impressed with the quality. … [So far] we’ve done two sermons over two Sundays.”
It’s given him a format to follow… and something to engage… oh forget it. How absurd. It reminds me of the ‘Pastor’ of a Presbyterian Church I visited once while on vacation who drew his ‘sermon’ from the Reader’s Digest (no kidding, his text was a ‘reading’ from RD). If Scripture isn’t sufficient to engage your congregation, you’re too boring to be a preacher. And if you have to find inspiration for sermons on the tv, you’re too ignorant of the Bible to be a preacher. Get thee behind me, Satan.
Richard Bartholemew has the gory details. Read the whole- it truly is a parade example of a blind pseudo theologian leading a blind Hagee to a ditch. I especially liked this bit.
In a rare acknowledgement of the need for accuracy, WND points out that “there were no blood moons in 1948… The blood moons tetrad confirmed by NASA’s website took place in 1949.” I’ll add that while NASA’s website has statistical data on lunar eclipses, I’m willing to take a bet that there has never been any statement relating to “the history of Israel”.