Category Archives: pseudo-theology

Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh

Does Moltmann just make stuff up as he goes so it will fit on a bumper sticker?  Because this is just absurd.  It lacks scriptural foundation, it makes no sense, and it obliterates any sense of free will.  In Moltmann’s … Continue reading

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The Bee Stings the Decontextualizing Text Abusers

Samuel Levenson’s life verse—and only tattoo—is Jeremiah 29:11, and with good reason. Levenson first encountered the biblical promise when his spiritual life was in a lull, his career was in a slump, and he was enduring a harsh and brutal … Continue reading

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The Church of Scotland is Thinking About Offering ‘Online Baptisms’

Good grief, how stupid.  It’s like telling someone that if there’s a picture of food on their computer they can eat it. The Telegraph has reported that the committee said: “As fewer people join up in the traditional sense, questions … Continue reading

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Nadia Bolz-Weber Turns Pentecost Sunday into a Farce…

And shows how much more important it is to be theatrical (in her mind anyway) than to be substantive.  Because nothing says Pentecost like confetti shot from confetti guns… Τοῦτο δὲ γίνωσκε, ὅτι ἐν ἐσχάταις ἡμέραις ἐνστήσονται καιροὶ χαλεποί.  ἔσονται … Continue reading

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Go Ahead And Close the Place Down

Kanye West has referred to himself as a God multiple times – but this didn’t lead many to conclude that he would be included in church services. St Andrew’s Church in Hornchurch, London, has been using Kanye West lyrics on a … Continue reading

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The Bee Stings a Pentebabbleist Heretic

According to several eyewitness reports coming out of Benny Hinn’s “This Is Your Day” revival event Tuesday, the faith healer and televangelist performed yet another miraculous healing, this time instantly and completely removing a large growth from an attendee’s purse. Hinn reportedly … Continue reading

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If You’re a Fan of John MacArthur, You Should Stop It

Is there anything of Christ in the man?  It seems not. John MacArthur, the Calvinist teacher who previously argued Christian parents should turn their gay children “over to Satan,” has some new thoughts on who is in and who is … Continue reading

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