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Greg Locke: Pastor, Trump Supporter, and The Man Who Threatened to Beat Up a Dunkin Donut Employee

Why has his ‘church’ not fired him?  He is no Christian.  He is a Molechgelical.

“Locke, a staunch anti-masker and full-fledged COVID-19 denier, said in another video this week that he will go to jail before halting services at Global Vision Bible Church in Mount Juliet, Tennessee, due to the coronavirus pandemic, which he calls a hoax,” Towerload reports. “In his video about the Dunkin’ Donuts incident, he said he’s also willing to go to jail over mask requirements.”

Global Vision Bible Church huh.  So cult for short.

 
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Posted by on 2 Aug 2020 in pseudo-christianity

 
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A True Pooling of Ignorance

 
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Posted by on 1 Aug 2020 in Dilettante, Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology

 

Paula White and More of Her Terrible, Awful, Biblically Empty, Theologically Inappropriate, Bad Advice

Paula says…

Meanwhile, the Bible says…

‘The heart is more devious than any other thing, and is depraved; who can pierce its secrets? (Jer. 17:9)

So if you take Paula’s very bad advice, you only find yourself ruined. Don’t be like Paula. Don’t follow your heart.

 
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Posted by on 30 Jun 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 
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Friends Don’t Let their Dilettante Friends Talk about the Bible or Theology

 
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Posted by on 22 Jun 2020 in Dilettante, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

Trevor Is Why Pretending to Be A Theologian and Being a Theologian Are Not the Same Thing

And what qualifies dear Trevor to hold such an idiotic view?  Why he’s a college student with a passion, of course.  Who is in the process of earning a bachelor’s degree.  In business admin.  Not theology. Business admin.  And he’s a social media manager.  And, again, he’s passionate.

Trevor Sheatz is the Social Media Manager for Living Waters. He is a junior at Cal State Fullerton pursuing a bachelor’s degree in Business Administration. He is currently in the process of writing Defined by God’s Past, Not Yours, a book about how the gospel practically transforms every major area of our daily lives. Trevor is passionate about using social media to advance the gospel and solid biblical truths.

So how is Trevor qualified as a theologian?  Well he isn’t, of course.  But this is America, where you don’t have to know anything to talk about everything.

Anyway, Trev, here’s your Dilly-

 
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Posted by on 27 May 2020 in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology

 

A Cult of Death

This isn’t Christianity, it is a cult of death.

 
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Posted by on 25 May 2020 in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

Wrightianity

From the FB page of J Andrew Doole

 
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Posted by on 11 May 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Humor, pseudo-christianity

 

What Better Click Bait than ‘The Mark of the Beast and COVID-19’?

And then when you get there the article informs you that there’s no connection between the two- but now that you’ve been sucked in by the deceptive title, why not hang out and read about the author’s view of the ‘beast’ anyway…

It won’t be long now till some pretend theologian trying to sell books to the gullible and ignorant has one titled ‘Christ and Covid-19’ or some such garbage…  wherein the two totally unrelated topics are united only on the cover of the book…  It would be the ultimate ‘click bait’ wouldn’t it.  Fortunately, no one is that smarmy….

Because the world isn’t already crappy enough.

 
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Posted by on 9 May 2020 in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology

 

Betsy De Vos is the Best Secretary of Education that Satan’s Money Could Buy

Congress set aside $350 million to help colleges with “significant unmet needs” during the pandemic. But the Education Department has allotted most of that money to small, private colleges. For example: A private Christian school that serves 47 students received nearly $500,000.

Why is this a bad thing?  Because it is unjust and inequitable and nothing but evil favoritism.  And authentic Christians are foes of injustice whilst false Christians use their position and power to enrich their friends.

That’s how you know that Betsy De Vos is the best Secretary of Education that Satan’s money could buy.

 
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Posted by on 9 May 2020 in pseudo-christianity, Total Depravity

 

Karl Barth: Marcionite

It’s as though for Barth, the Hebrew Bible doesn’t exist and Jeremiah, Isaiah, Hosea, and the rest know nothing of God and have nothing to say of God or humanity…

Oh Karl- you do annoy sometimes. And your view, as here stated, isn’t even Christian.

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Posted by on 2 May 2020 in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

This is Why American Christians are So Theologically Ignorant

They listen to garbage, and no one in their lives love them enough to tell them that they listen to garbage.

 
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Posted by on 29 Apr 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

Oh Precious, I’ve Heard them All Before. I’ve Read Church History, and your Side Lost

But here’s your Dilly-

 
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Posted by on 21 Apr 2020 in Dilettante, Dilly the Dilettante Award, Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

Another Molech-gelical Announces that Trump Should Be Heeded and Scientists Ignored

Curt Landry, a pastor based in Fairland, Oklahoma, can certainly be considered to be a true believer in the President. During a recent web based sermon, Landry told his viewers to listen to Trump’s advice over that of experts like Dr. Anthony Fauci, because Trump has “God’s authority.”

The pastor told his virtual congregation, “We are in a small window of time where we need to be decreeing, praying, believing, and speaking it out of our mouths—critical at this time—speaking out of our mouths and agreeing with what Donald Trump is saying and not some of his advisers,

Landry continued, “I’m talking to you spiritually. I am not a scientist, I am not a doctor, and I do respect [Fauci’s] knowledge, I respect where he comes from, and I respect him in his position that God has put him in. But in the order of spiritual alignment, Donald J. Trump is the Cyrus above him … As believers, we need to agree—I believe that God puts kings and leaders in their place, I believe God has put Donald Trump in his place as a Cyrus—and we need to agree with what he’s saying.”

No, don’t listen to Trump.  And don’t listen to these Molech-gelicals.  They serve Satan.

 
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Posted by on 6 Apr 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity

 

Pat Robertson Knows Where COVID-19 Really Originates…

I can’t even even even anymore with these Pentebabbleist nutbags and their millions of followers.

 

The Molech-Gelicals Choice

Is proud of his perversions.

 
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Posted by on 4 Apr 2020 in pseudo-christianity

 

More Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

A conservative evangelical pastor has suggested to his followers that God will help multiply their toilet rolls amid the coronavirus pandemic.

In a clip posted to Twitter, pastor Rodney Howard-Browne, leader of the Florida-based Revival Ministries International, told his congregation that “this should be a time of supernatural sustenance, where what you have in your hand will multiply.”

“And every day there will be multiplications,” he continued. “You look at your toilet paper and you think I’m going to run out of toilet paper, but you have another roll where that one was and you don’t know how did that even take place.”

Howard-Brown added: “Are the toilet paper rolls getting together and having families now? What is taking place? When you look again, there’s still enough. You think you’re going to run out but when you look again there’s still enough. That’s supernatural sustenance.”

Pentebbableist nutbaggery.

 

The Worst Theological Take on the Pandemic Yet

Don’t do theology if you aren’t qualified.  And this person is most definitely NOT qualified.

 
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Posted by on 2 Apr 2020 in Pentebabbleism, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

The Molech-gelicals Really are the Most Deplorable Among Us

Rick Wiles, the Florida pastor who claimed that the effort to impeach President Trump was a “Jew coup,” said the spread of coronavirus in synagogues is a punishment of the Jewish people.

Wiles made the claim Wednesday on his TruNews broadcast.

“The people who are going in to the synagogue are coming out of the synagogue with the virus,” Wiles said. “It’s spreading in Israel through the synagogues. God is spreading it in your synagogues! You are under judgment because you oppose his son, Jesus Christ. That is why you have a plague in your synagogues. Repent and believe on the name of Jesus Christ, and the plague will stop.”

Wiles also claimed that the US outbreak started at the American Israel Public Affairs Committee policy conference in Washington, D.C., in early March. In fact, the first case and the first outbreak were both reported in Washington state.

Words don’t fail me, but decency requires I refrain from speaking them. Suffice to say, these Molech-gelicals are Satan’s spawn and when they are chewed up and devoured by hell, over and over again, for all eternity, it still will not suffice for what they richly deserve. Some think an eternity in hell a punishment too harsh. For people like Wiles, it is, however, a punishment too lenient.

Wiles is no Christian and he doesn’t speak for Christianity.

 
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Posted by on 1 Apr 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity

 

In Tampa Bay, Florida, At ‘River’ ‘Church’ Yesterday…

COVID-19 denial was part of the service…

@joshtpm –Big church arrive taking place now in Florida, live-streamed. COVID denial part of the sermon.

This is not wisdom.  This is tempting God.

UPDATEWell look who has been arrested…  More here.

Howard-Browne has officially been arrested and looks none too pleased in his mug shot. He’s been booked for unlawful assembly and for violating health and safety rules.

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Posted by on 30 Mar 2020 in Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

Nope

Just nope.  Don’t do pretend theology.  Especially when it’s truly awful.

 
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Posted by on 29 Mar 2020 in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology