Category Archives: pseudo-christianity

Trevor Is Why Pretending to Be A Theologian and Being a Theologian Are Not the Same Thing

Posted on 27 May 2020 by

And what qualifies dear Trevor to hold such an idiotic view?  Why he’s a college student with a passion, of course.  Who is in the process of earning a bachelor’s degree.  In business admin.  Not theology. Business admin.  And he’s … Continue reading →

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A Cult of Death

Posted on 25 May 2020 by

This isn’t Christianity, it is a cult of death.

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Wrightianity

Posted on 11 May 2020 by

From the FB page of J Andrew Doole

Posted in Heresy and Heretics, Humor, pseudo-christianity

What Better Click Bait than ‘The Mark of the Beast and COVID-19’?

Posted on 9 May 2020 by

And then when you get there the article informs you that there’s no connection between the two- but now that you’ve been sucked in by the deceptive title, why not hang out and read about the author’s view of the … Continue reading →

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Betsy De Vos is the Best Secretary of Education that Satan’s Money Could Buy

Posted on 9 May 2020 by

Congress set aside $350 million to help colleges with “significant unmet needs” during the pandemic. But the Education Department has allotted most of that money to small, private colleges. For example: A private Christian school that serves 47 students received … Continue reading →

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Karl Barth: Marcionite

Posted on 2 May 2020 by

It’s as though for Barth, the Hebrew Bible doesn’t exist and Jeremiah, Isaiah, Hosea, and the rest know nothing of God and have nothing to say of God or humanity… Oh Karl- you do annoy sometimes. And your view, as … Continue reading →

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This is Why American Christians are So Theologically Ignorant

Posted on 29 Apr 2020 by

They listen to garbage, and no one in their lives love them enough to tell them that they listen to garbage.

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Oh Precious, I’ve Heard them All Before. I’ve Read Church History, and your Side Lost

Posted on 21 Apr 2020 by

But here’s your Dilly-

Posted in Dilettante, Dilly the Dilettante Award, Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

Another Molech-gelical Announces that Trump Should Be Heeded and Scientists Ignored

Posted on 6 Apr 2020 by

Curt Landry, a pastor based in Fairland, Oklahoma, can certainly be considered to be a true believer in the President. During a recent web based sermon, Landry told his viewers to listen to Trump’s advice over that of experts like Dr. Anthony Fauci, because … Continue reading →

Posted in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity

Pat Robertson Knows Where COVID-19 Really Originates…

Posted on 5 Apr 2020 by

I can’t even even even anymore with these Pentebabbleist nutbags and their millions of followers.

Posted in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology | 1 Comment

The Molech-Gelicals Choice

Posted on 4 Apr 2020 by

Is proud of his perversions.

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More Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

Posted on 2 Apr 2020 by

A conservative evangelical pastor has suggested to his followers that God will help multiply their toilet rolls amid the coronavirus pandemic. In a clip posted to Twitter, pastor Rodney Howard-Browne, leader of the Florida-based Revival Ministries International, told his congregation that … Continue reading →

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The Worst Theological Take on the Pandemic Yet

Posted on 2 Apr 2020 by

Don’t do theology if you aren’t qualified.  And this person is most definitely NOT qualified.

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The Molech-gelicals Really are the Most Deplorable Among Us

Posted on 1 Apr 2020 by

Rick Wiles, the Florida pastor who claimed that the effort to impeach President Trump was a “Jew coup,” said the spread of coronavirus in synagogues is a punishment of the Jewish people. Wiles made the claim Wednesday on his TruNews … Continue reading →

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In Tampa Bay, Florida, At ‘River’ ‘Church’ Yesterday…

Posted on 30 Mar 2020 by

COVID-19 denial was part of the service… @joshtpm –Big church arrive taking place now in Florida, live-streamed. COVID denial part of the sermon. This is not wisdom.  This is tempting God. UPDATE:  Well look who has been arrested…  More here. … Continue reading →

Posted in Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

Nope

Posted on 29 Mar 2020 by

Just nope.  Don’t do pretend theology.  Especially when it’s truly awful.

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Furtick’s Clown College

Posted on 28 Mar 2020 by

Yes, he’s ‘preaching’ while lying on the floor, resting on a speaker and using a bible as his pillow whilst talking about a valley being something between two mountains.  This is the kind of buffoonery that passes for Christianity at … Continue reading →

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Some Theologians Are Just Plainly Crazy

Posted on 25 Mar 2020 by

“There is a hidden grace in poverty, and happy is he who knows how to find it.” – Vincentius [The problem of course is that the Bible never describes poverty as some sort of meritorious state.  Vincentius is what happens … Continue reading →

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Breaking News! Evangelicals Change their Name to Molechgelicals

Posted on 24 Mar 2020 by

Theirs is the message of sacrifice of human lives given to Molech, their lord.  They now, accordingly, prefer that you and I call them Molechgelicals.  And so we shall.

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Kanye is a Christian Like Trump Is a Christian- I.e., Not at All

Posted on 22 Mar 2020 by

“I’m 100% going to be like a multi, multi, multi-billionaire. I think it’s fun that I can like be like Charlie Sheen and be like, ‘Hey, like, I got AIDS.’ …. I told Drake that the other night. I was … Continue reading →

Posted in Modern Culture, pseudo-christianity