Category Archives: pseudo-christianity

This Is The Religious Advisory Council of Donald Trump: None of them Have Resigned in Protest Over his Racist Remarks

It is, frankly, beyond belief that these people, who are supposed to represent Faith, are acting in such a way as to deny that faith.  Corporate America has a firmer moral base than any of these people.  And that’s disgusting. … Continue reading

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I Like Billy Graham, But His Kids Are Insane

Anne Graham Lotz, the daughter of evangelist Billy Graham, warned on her “Giving You Jesus” blog on Aug. 7 that the upcoming solar eclipse may be God’s judgment on America. Wut? Lotz did not mention any of scientific explanations for … Continue reading

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The End Time Loons Are at it, Again

Take note–  lunacy. Will the 2017 solar eclipse cause a secret planet called ‘Nibiru’ to destroy Earth next month? …David Meade, author of ‘Planet X – The 2017 Arrival’, asserts the planet Nibiru (also known as Planet X) will crash … Continue reading

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How to Structure A ‘Successful’ Youth ‘Ministry’

Via the Bee– We consulted with thousands of biblical scholars and asked them what the most important elements of a biblical youth group are, and this is what they came up with. Don’t get mad at us; we’re just reporting … Continue reading

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That One Time a Hillsong ‘Pastor’ and Justin Bieber Did Shots Together…

Fans of celebrities barely bat an eye anymore at the drunken antics of superstars. Instead the public displays of carnality of the rich and famous are celebrated. Smiled at. Wink wink. Are we seeing this same blasé attitude in the … Continue reading

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The Bee Stings the Ridiculous Interpretations of Revelation

In a groundbreaking discovery sure to change the future of eschatological studies, scholars revealed Monday that the autograph of the book of Revelation originally included a detailed end times and rapture chart to help readers make sense of the apocalyptic … Continue reading

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Nope, And No

Aside from the first point, which is perfectly valid- Beth Moore and Joyce Meyer are not to be admired – the rest of this stuff is just loony- So young ladies, if some young man spouts this rubbish the best … Continue reading

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Even the Papists Are Sick of the American ‘Evangelicals’- Whom They Recognize as Manichaeans

Finally, someone in authority recognized that the effort to link conservative Catholics and evangelicals was always more about politics than about religion and that it was bound to alienate many churchgoers, distorting the faith with a political outlook that was, … Continue reading

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Nope. And You Need to Stop Reading Ann Voskamp

Is there no end to the nonsense people will electronically regurgitate?  This is both meaningless and senseless.  And false.

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No, Mr Keller, He Never Said That

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Joyce Meyer is a False Teacher…

So if you buy her books, or, now, her ‘Bible’, you’re embracing false teaching.  And, by the way, shame on the publisher of this crap rubbish. via Nick Norelli on Twitter

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The Bee Stings the Worship America Worship Service

“Truly inspired and deeply moved” by his church’s patriotic 4th of July service, and particularly his pastor’s message, titled “The Shining City Upon A Hill,” local man Jim Radcliffe announced Monday his intention to launch into a comprehensive study of … Continue reading

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First Baptist Church, Dallas: Practitioners of Idolatry

Yesterday was “Freedom Sunday” at the First Baptist Church in Dallas, Texas.  The pastor of First Baptist is Robert Jeffress.  He is a Trump supporter, Christian nationalist, and prominent court evangelical. As the pictures attached to this tweet indicate, it was a … Continue reading

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The Babylon Bee Sermon Generator

Why bother with study when you can just steal sermons from other people?

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Andy Stanley Thinks He’s The Holy Spirit

But he isn’t.  Not even close.  And it’s only the Spirit that can make grace irresistible.

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The Arian Heresy Lives on, in the Church

Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner.  If you do, you’re an Arian.

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Pentebabbleist Perversity on Parade

Her father, heir apparent to the Trinity Broadcasting Network empire, was addicted to pornography; she caught her mother performing sex acts on another man, and was encouraged to be promiscuous; and she had several unplanned pregnancies that ended in abortion, … Continue reading

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Satan is Testing Me, and He’s Using Bryan Bibb to Do It…

Bryan posted this on facebook….  and it’s just so ridiculous that I’m being tested concerning the language of my response…  thanks, Bryan.

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Family’s Piety Lasts 12 Seconds After Leaving Church Parking Lot…

Yup.  Pretty much. The Granger family’s piety lasted for just 12 seconds after leaving the parking lot of 1st North Baptist Church Sunday, sources reported. Having enjoyed a sermon on 1 Peter 1:14-16 titled “Holiness In Our Lives” and having engaged in … Continue reading

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No Authentic Christian Can See This And Fail to Be Disgusted

This is blatant idolatry and no Christian who has any understanding of historic Christianity can or would support it in any respect. Those who call themselves Christians who do, or would, support this mentality are not, let me repeat, are … Continue reading

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