Category Archives: pseudo-christianity

Andy Stanley Thinks He’s The Holy Spirit

But he isn’t.  Not even close.  And it’s only the Spirit that can make grace irresistible.

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology, Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh | 2 Comments

The Arian Heresy Lives on, in the Church

Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner.  If you do, you’re an Arian.

Posted in Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology, Total Depravity

Pentebabbleist Perversity on Parade

Her father, heir apparent to the Trinity Broadcasting Network empire, was addicted to pornography; she caught her mother performing sex acts on another man, and was encouraged to be promiscuous; and she had several unplanned pregnancies that ended in abortion, … Continue reading

Posted in Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology, Total Depravity

Satan is Testing Me, and He’s Using Bryan Bibb to Do It…

Bryan posted this on facebook….  and it’s just so ridiculous that I’m being tested concerning the language of my response…  thanks, Bryan.

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology

Family’s Piety Lasts 12 Seconds After Leaving Church Parking Lot…

Yup.  Pretty much. The Granger family’s piety lasted for just 12 seconds after leaving the parking lot of 1st North Baptist Church Sunday, sources reported. Having enjoyed a sermon on 1 Peter 1:14-16 titled “Holiness In Our Lives” and having engaged in … Continue reading

Posted in mockery, Modern Culture, pseudo-christianity

No Authentic Christian Can See This And Fail to Be Disgusted

This is blatant idolatry and no Christian who has any understanding of historic Christianity can or would support it in any respect. Those who call themselves Christians who do, or would, support this mentality are not, let me repeat, are … Continue reading

Posted in pseudo-christianity | 1 Comment

Karl Barth: Marcionite

It’s as though for Barth, the Hebrew Bible doesn’t exist and Jeremiah, Isaiah, Hosea, and the rest know nothing of God and have nothing to say of God or humanity… Oh Karl- you do annoy sometimes. And your view, as … Continue reading

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

The Bee Stings the Pious Meme / Vile Meme Christians

Local woman Cheyenne Phillips displayed a masterful balancing act in alternating profanity and praise on Facebook Thursday, according to sources. Ms. Phillips, 32, had just come home from her moms group when she decided to share with her followers an amusing image … Continue reading

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

“Emergent Theology Workshop”: The Video

Posted in mockery, Modern Culture, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

Michelle Bachmann: Winner of This Week’s Dilly Award

Politicians should never pretend to be theologians.  Because they aren’t.  And Bachmann is a prime example. While speaking last week on the Last Days radio program “Understanding the Times with Jan Markell,” former GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann linked political advocacy … Continue reading

Posted in Dilettante, Dilly the Dilettante Award, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

Some Theologians Are Just Plainly Crazy

“There is a hidden grace in poverty, and happy is he who knows how to find it.” – Vincentius [The problem of course is that the Bible never describes poverty as some sort of meritorious state.  Vincentius is what happens … Continue reading

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

#ICYMI- Lutheran Satire’s View of Rachel Held Evans’ View of the Millennials View of the Church

Bravo, Lutherans, Bravo.

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology | 2 Comments

Boy The Speculation Boggles the Imagination…

Rampant even.

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology, Something Else I Won't be Reading

The Bee Stings The Heresy Called ‘The Shack’

A group of friends walking out of a matinee showing of the new movie adaptation of William P. Young’s bestselling novel The Shack Friday afternoon excitedly discussed their newfound misconceptions about the nature of God and the Trinity, sources confirmed. “I … Continue reading

Posted in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

NT Wright: Marcionite

Wright’s view of God aligns perfectly with Marcion and completely opposite of the Prophets and the Gospels themselves.

Posted in Heresy and Heretics, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

The Bee Stings The Hipster Fascination with Ash Wednesday

Sources from St. Peter’s Episcopal Church confirmed Wednesday that progressive Reverend Laura Frier rubbed ashes in the form of a question mark on every parishioner’s forehead, in lieu of the traditional sign of the cross. “We just really don’t know, … Continue reading

Posted in mockery, pseudo-christianity

The Bee Stings the Fatuous, Theologically Ignorant, Annoying ‘Church Growth Expert’

Stating he was shocked at the Lord’s “ignorant” approach to attractional church growth, self-described church growth expert Mark A. Sloniker was reportedly cringing the entire time he read through several of Christ’s popular sermons in the gospels Tuesday. “‘The flesh counts … Continue reading

Posted in mockery, Modern Culture, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

Dilly Of the Year Winner

Maybe of the decade. Anyway, ‘Phil’, here’s your well deserved award.  Wear it proudly.

Posted in Dilettante, Dilly the Dilettante Award, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology

The Bee Stings Rob Bell’s Pseudo-Faith, Again

According to sources close to author and speaker Rob Bell, the ex-pastor has finally denied the last remaining doctrine of the Christian faith he had not already mounted an all-out assault against. Bell had been scraping the bottom of the … Continue reading

Posted in mockery, Modern Culture, pseudo-christianity

‘The Shack’

Public notice: ‘The Shack’ is not Christian theology.  It’s imaginary Hollywoodism.  If you get your theology from Hollywood, well you’re nuts.

Posted in media, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology