Category Archives: pseudo-christianity
But he isn’t. Not even close. And it’s only the Spirit that can make grace irresistible.
Pro tip- you can’t teach the Trinity by using the spinner. If you do, you’re an Arian.
Her father, heir apparent to the Trinity Broadcasting Network empire, was addicted to pornography; she caught her mother performing sex acts on another man, and was encouraged to be promiscuous; and she had several unplanned pregnancies that ended in abortion, … Continue reading
Bryan posted this on facebook…. and it’s just so ridiculous that I’m being tested concerning the language of my response… thanks, Bryan.
Yup. Pretty much. The Granger family’s piety lasted for just 12 seconds after leaving the parking lot of 1st North Baptist Church Sunday, sources reported. Having enjoyed a sermon on 1 Peter 1:14-16 titled “Holiness In Our Lives” and having engaged in … Continue reading
This is blatant idolatry and no Christian who has any understanding of historic Christianity can or would support it in any respect. Those who call themselves Christians who do, or would, support this mentality are not, let me repeat, are … Continue reading
It’s as though for Barth, the Hebrew Bible doesn’t exist and Jeremiah, Isaiah, Hosea, and the rest know nothing of God and have nothing to say of God or humanity… Oh Karl- you do annoy sometimes. And your view, as … Continue reading
Local woman Cheyenne Phillips displayed a masterful balancing act in alternating profanity and praise on Facebook Thursday, according to sources. Ms. Phillips, 32, had just come home from her moms group when she decided to share with her followers an amusing image … Continue reading
Politicians should never pretend to be theologians. Because they aren’t. And Bachmann is a prime example. While speaking last week on the Last Days radio program “Understanding the Times with Jan Markell,” former GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann linked political advocacy … Continue reading
“There is a hidden grace in poverty, and happy is he who knows how to find it.” – Vincentius [The problem of course is that the Bible never describes poverty as some sort of meritorious state. Vincentius is what happens … Continue reading
Bravo, Lutherans, Bravo.
A group of friends walking out of a matinee showing of the new movie adaptation of William P. Young’s bestselling novel The Shack Friday afternoon excitedly discussed their newfound misconceptions about the nature of God and the Trinity, sources confirmed. “I … Continue reading
Wright’s view of God aligns perfectly with Marcion and completely opposite of the Prophets and the Gospels themselves.
Sources from St. Peter’s Episcopal Church confirmed Wednesday that progressive Reverend Laura Frier rubbed ashes in the form of a question mark on every parishioner’s forehead, in lieu of the traditional sign of the cross. “We just really don’t know, … Continue reading
Stating he was shocked at the Lord’s “ignorant” approach to attractional church growth, self-described church growth expert Mark A. Sloniker was reportedly cringing the entire time he read through several of Christ’s popular sermons in the gospels Tuesday. “‘The flesh counts … Continue reading
Maybe of the decade. Anyway, ‘Phil’, here’s your well deserved award. Wear it proudly.
According to sources close to author and speaker Rob Bell, the ex-pastor has finally denied the last remaining doctrine of the Christian faith he had not already mounted an all-out assault against. Bell had been scraping the bottom of the … Continue reading
Public notice: ‘The Shack’ is not Christian theology. It’s imaginary Hollywoodism. If you get your theology from Hollywood, well you’re nuts.