Category Archives: Pentebabbleists

The Problem With Pentebabbleism…

Is that, among other things, it is impervious to truth.

For millions of charismatic Christians, the Capitol riot doesn’t change the truth: Trump’s win has been prophesied.

False prophecy. But they are unable to realize it. Very pathological. And very sad.

Looking Back on the Most Insane Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery of 2020

This story from February takes the prize for being the clearest example of pentebabbleist nutbaggery of the year:

The pastor who believes his backside gas heals people… so he passes gas on them…

If you missed it, go read it now.

Signs of the Times: Joel Osteen, Grifter

This Is Joel Osteen’s House…

Why did his ‘Church’ need over 4 Million Dollars of PPP funds?

When You Don’t Study The Bible, I Guess All You Have Left is A Novel…

But, and let me say this as clearly as possible, if your Church is led by people who offer ‘novel studies’ in the place of Bible study, get of of Gomorrah.  Find yourself a Church where Scripture plays a central role.  Or just go join the Lion’s Club and stop pretending to be a Christian.

Are we to Assume that The Reason He Caught Covid Was Premarital Sex?

Filed under ‘hoisted on your own petard’ or ‘hanged upon your own gallows, like Haman…’

The Rev. Irvin Baxter Jr., who suggested the coronavirus pandemic was a warning from God about the “sin of fornication,” died Nov. 3 of complications from COVID-19, his Plano-based ministry announced. He was 75.

Baxter, a televangelist and founder of Endtime Ministries, was hospitalized two weeks ago after testing positive for the virus, according to a statement from the ministry.

A United Pentecostal Church minister, evangelist, radio and television host, author and biblical scholar, Baxter hosted the internationally syndicated biblical prophecy program, End of the Age, through Endtime Ministries, the Pentecostal Christian organization he founded.

They’re using the word ‘scholar’ quite generously.

It’s a sad story.  And a timely reminder that it’s best not to pretend to speak for God when you aren’t.

The Urinating Pastor on a Plane has been Identified: Daniel Chalmers

Detroit airport police have identified the North Carolina pastor accused of peeing on a passenger who let out “a blood curdling scream” as being from Raleigh.

Daniel Chalmers acknowledged having “a couple of drinks” before the Oct. 12 flight departed Las Vegas for Detroit, and that he was taking “prescribed medicine,” according to a police report released late Monday to The Charlotte Observer and other news outlets.

Police emailed the report in response to Freedom of Information Act requests filed by the Observer and other outlets.

Chalmers and his wife, Shara Lea Chalmers, lead Love Wins Ministries in Raleigh. Chalmers also is on staff at Catch the Fire Raleigh-Durham church, according to his bio on

Chalmers did not reply to phone and email messages from the Observer on Tuesday.

Love wins, but it doesn’t pee on women on planes.  Two questions arise:  what’s he doing drinking?  And what’s he doing in Las Vegas?

His background is acting….  and pentebabbleism…

Danny Chalmers passionately pursues the presence of Jesus and has one goal in life: to love like Jesus. With a background in acting, Danny loves the creative brilliance of God. After serving for years at Church in the Son by loving fatherless and special needs children, taking men through inner healing and deliverance, and preaching the gospel on the streets, God sent Danny to Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry. There, Danny served and lead in the healing rooms and developed a passion for Jesus to get His full reward.  … Danny functions strongly in the prophetic, miracles, signs and wonders.

Yeah, sure he does.  Sure. He. Does.  Blerg.

More Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery: Christians Using Spells to Protect Against Witches

They can call them ‘declarations‘ if they want to, but they are ‘spells’.  The worst of it is, the irony of their using spells against witches escapes them…

Declarations Against Witchcraft

—I bind and rebuke every witchcraft curse sent to inflict pain, sickness and death on me, in Jesus’ name.

—I speak and declare that I am covered with the blood of Jesus. I dispatch angels to guard and protect me, and I decree that no weapon formed against me will prosper.

—I rescind every demonic assignment sent to thwart my destiny. I speak and decree that demonic infiltrations of my soul and astral projection will not monitor my activities. No curses will be sent forth on my behalf, and everything spoken out into the spiritual atmosphere from demonic sources will be burned up by the fire of God. Fire of God, apprehend my enemies.

—I annihilate every spiritual force that has been sent forth in operation to cause and create physical destruction, delay and distraction, in Jesus’ name.

—My life will go forth unhindered. Every witchcraft curse and evil operation, I eradicate you from my life, in Jesus’ name.

And who is the ‘theologian’ who came up with this rubbish?

Kathy DeGraw is a prophetic deliverance minister. She is the founder of Kathy DeGraw Ministries and K Advancement LLC. Kathy hosts a podcast show called Prophetic Spiritual Warfare. She is the author of several books; Speak Out, Discerning and Destroying the Works of Satan, and Unshackled. She is empowering people and setting the captives free through her many e-courses at 

Oh, so she’s the one ’empowering’ people?  Well good luck with that.   These folk need to step away from the Bible and never talk about it.  They don’t understand it.


This is Why You Should Never Get Your Theology From Pentebabbleist Preachers Like Brian Houston

Hillsong Church founder Brian Houston has urged his fellow pastors to stand up against Australia’s COVID-19 restrictions, claiming Christians are being discriminated against as numbers at church services remain limited.

In a series of social media posts, the Sydney, Australia-based pastor criticized the New South Wales government over restrictions on church service attendance while other coronavirus restrictions are being loosened.

“It’s time church leaders unite to take a stand. We are all committed to keeping people safe, but it seems churches are not even being considered for a steady easing of restrictions,” Houston wrote on Instagram.

He doesn’t care about people.  He just wants the appearance of popularity.  Like all publicity questers.  Stop getting your theology from people who aren’t theologians.  Just stop it.  STOP IT.

Reminder: Joel Osteen is a Snake Oil Salesman

The Craziest Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery Yet: Drinking Coffee Damns You and your Family…

This woman should most definitely keep silent in the church.

Paula White and More of Her Terrible, Awful, Biblically Empty, Theologically Inappropriate, Bad Advice

Paula says…

Meanwhile, the Bible says…

‘The heart is more devious than any other thing, and is depraved; who can pierce its secrets? (Jer. 17:9)

So if you take Paula’s very bad advice, you only find yourself ruined. Don’t be like Paula. Don’t follow your heart.

When Pentebabbleist ‘Theology’ Goes Wrong, People can Die

Theology matters.  Bad theology leads to bad decisions.  And people can die.

Le Pasteur Franklin Ndifor, fondateur de l’église Kingship ministry basée à Bonaberi dans le quatrième arrondissement Douala, est décédé samedi des suites du Covid-19.  Le quartier Bonaberi a connu une folle journée dès l’annonce du décès de l’ancien candidat à l’élection présidentielle de 2018 au Cameroun.

Le médecin légiste et l’équipe venus de l’hôpital de district de Bonassama vont constater une mort due au coronavirus.  Ils feront appel aux autorités pour la confirmation des faits.

Pat Robertson Knows Where COVID-19 Really Originates…

I can’t even even even anymore with these Pentebabbleist nutbags and their millions of followers.

In Tampa Bay, Florida, At ‘River’ ‘Church’ Yesterday…

COVID-19 denial was part of the service…

@joshtpm –Big church arrive taking place now in Florida, live-streamed. COVID denial part of the sermon.

This is not wisdom.  This is tempting God.

UPDATEWell look who has been arrested…  More here.

Howard-Browne has officially been arrested and looks none too pleased in his mug shot. He’s been booked for unlawful assembly and for violating health and safety rules.


Kenneth Copeland is a Liar and a Fraud

He is a heretic.

Hobby Lobby Workers Urged to Stay on the Job Because Mr Green’s Wife Had a Vision From God…


First of all, I think prayer is a good thing.  Second, private visions from God are always cause for skepticism.  Third, when those private visions endanger others, but not the visionary, then they are not only questionable, they are highly dubious.

Again, listen to health professionals.  Not those having private visions.  They’re heretical.

The Pentebabbleist Pastor Who Thinks Coronavirus is a Political Plot…

A pastor in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, says he will defy government orders intended to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

The Oneness Pentecostal congregation met on Tuesday, despite the declaration of a state-wide public health emergency banning gatherings of 50 or more people. Life Tabernacle Church plans to meet again on Sunday, setting up a possible legal clash between religious liberty protections and the state’s authority to respond to a pandemic.

“The virus, we believe, is politically motivated,” pastor Tony Spell told CNN affiliate WAFB. “We hold our religious rights dear, and we are going to assemble no matter what someone says.”

The church typically draws more than 1,000 attendees on Sunday. About 300 gathered Tuesday night and the pastor posted a 25-minute clip of the service from Central City News on his Facebook page. Ministers passed out anointed handkerchiefs and Spell preached about fear.

“This is an extreme test brought on us by the spirit of antichrist and the mystery of lawlessness,” he told the congregation. “What good is the church in an hour of peril if the the church craters and caves in to the fears and the spirits of torment in our society?”

Etc.  Lunatic.

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