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Paula White and More of Her Terrible, Awful, Biblically Empty, Theologically Inappropriate, Bad Advice

Paula says…

Meanwhile, the Bible says…

‘The heart is more devious than any other thing, and is depraved; who can pierce its secrets? (Jer. 17:9)

So if you take Paula’s very bad advice, you only find yourself ruined. Don’t be like Paula. Don’t follow your heart.

 
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Posted by on 30 Jun 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

When Pentebabbleist ‘Theology’ Goes Wrong, People can Die

Theology matters.  Bad theology leads to bad decisions.  And people can die.

Le Pasteur Franklin Ndifor, fondateur de l’église Kingship ministry basée à Bonaberi dans le quatrième arrondissement Douala, est décédé samedi des suites du Covid-19.  Le quartier Bonaberi a connu une folle journée dès l’annonce du décès de l’ancien candidat à l’élection présidentielle de 2018 au Cameroun.

Le médecin légiste et l’équipe venus de l’hôpital de district de Bonassama vont constater une mort due au coronavirus.  Ils feront appel aux autorités pour la confirmation des faits.

 
 

Another Molech-gelical Announces that Trump Should Be Heeded and Scientists Ignored

Curt Landry, a pastor based in Fairland, Oklahoma, can certainly be considered to be a true believer in the President. During a recent web based sermon, Landry told his viewers to listen to Trump’s advice over that of experts like Dr. Anthony Fauci, because Trump has “God’s authority.”

The pastor told his virtual congregation, “We are in a small window of time where we need to be decreeing, praying, believing, and speaking it out of our mouths—critical at this time—speaking out of our mouths and agreeing with what Donald Trump is saying and not some of his advisers,

Landry continued, “I’m talking to you spiritually. I am not a scientist, I am not a doctor, and I do respect [Fauci’s] knowledge, I respect where he comes from, and I respect him in his position that God has put him in. But in the order of spiritual alignment, Donald J. Trump is the Cyrus above him … As believers, we need to agree—I believe that God puts kings and leaders in their place, I believe God has put Donald Trump in his place as a Cyrus—and we need to agree with what he’s saying.”

No, don’t listen to Trump.  And don’t listen to these Molech-gelicals.  They serve Satan.

 
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Posted by on 6 Apr 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity

 

Pat Robertson Knows Where COVID-19 Really Originates…

I can’t even even even anymore with these Pentebabbleist nutbags and their millions of followers.

 

In Tampa Bay, Florida, At ‘River’ ‘Church’ Yesterday…

COVID-19 denial was part of the service…

@joshtpm –Big church arrive taking place now in Florida, live-streamed. COVID denial part of the sermon.

This is not wisdom.  This is tempting God.

UPDATEWell look who has been arrested…  More here.

Howard-Browne has officially been arrested and looks none too pleased in his mug shot. He’s been booked for unlawful assembly and for violating health and safety rules.

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Posted by on 30 Mar 2020 in Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

Kenneth Copeland is a Liar and a Fraud

He is a heretic.

 
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Posted by on 30 Mar 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists

 

Hobby Lobby Workers Urged to Stay on the Job Because Mr Green’s Wife Had a Vision From God…

Blerg.

First of all, I think prayer is a good thing.  Second, private visions from God are always cause for skepticism.  Third, when those private visions endanger others, but not the visionary, then they are not only questionable, they are highly dubious.

Again, listen to health professionals.  Not those having private visions.  They’re heretical.

 
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Posted by on 22 Mar 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists

 

Lying Pentebabbleist Pastor Gonna Lie…

A Louisiana pastor is reportedly ignoring public health warnings intended to prevent the spread of COVID-19 coronavirus by continuing to hold packed church services for over 1,000 people.

Rev. Tony Spell held a crowded service Tuesday night at his Life Tabernacle Church in East Baton Rouge, according to WAFB. Although Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards has banned gatherings of more than 50 people and President Donald Trump recently suggested groups of no more than 10, Spell believes there is no risk to his congregation because the virus is “politically motivated.”

“It’s not a concern. The virus, we believe, is politically motivated. We hold our religious rights dear and we are going to assemble no matter what someone says,” Spell told the outlet. “I had 1,170 in attendance Sunday. We have 27 buses on Sundays picking up people in a five-parish area.”

Spell also claimed that the Louisiana National Guard showed up to his church after the service and warned that they would use force to shut down further gatherings. However, WAFB said the claim was false, citing a colonel in the National Guard.

The pastor also suggested that his congregants were not at risk from COVID-19 because the church is a “hospital” where “anointed handkerchiefs” have the ability to heal people of multiple diseases.

“Our church is a hospital where the sick can come and get healing,” Spell reportedly said during the service. “Cancers are healed here, people are healed of HIV in these services, and we believe that tonight, we’re also going to pass out anointed handkerchiefs to people who may have a fear, who may have a sickness, and we believe that when those anointed handkerchiefs go, that healing virtue is going to go on them as well.”

Healings from cancer and HIV aren’t happening there and their collective isn’t free from the pandemic.  The lying pentebabbleist pastor is lying to make himself look holy.  How ironic.

 
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Posted by on 21 Mar 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

The Pentebabbleist Pastor Who Thinks Coronavirus is a Political Plot…

A pastor in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, says he will defy government orders intended to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

The Oneness Pentecostal congregation met on Tuesday, despite the declaration of a state-wide public health emergency banning gatherings of 50 or more people. Life Tabernacle Church plans to meet again on Sunday, setting up a possible legal clash between religious liberty protections and the state’s authority to respond to a pandemic.

“The virus, we believe, is politically motivated,” pastor Tony Spell told CNN affiliate WAFB. “We hold our religious rights dear, and we are going to assemble no matter what someone says.”

The church typically draws more than 1,000 attendees on Sunday. About 300 gathered Tuesday night and the pastor posted a 25-minute clip of the service from Central City News on his Facebook page. Ministers passed out anointed handkerchiefs and Spell preached about fear.

“This is an extreme test brought on us by the spirit of antichrist and the mystery of lawlessness,” he told the congregation. “What good is the church in an hour of peril if the the church craters and caves in to the fears and the spirits of torment in our society?”

Etc.  Lunatic.

 
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Posted by on 20 Mar 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists

 

Paula White Wants You To Send Her Money…

So she can wage a spiritual battle against the corona virus…  Because she’s a grifter, a pentebabbleist, a false teacher, and Trump’s ‘spiritual’ adviser….

 
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Posted by on 17 Mar 2020 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

“Depart From Me, Worker of Iniquity, I Never Knew You…”

Christian pastor: I’d support Trump ‘even if he ran a dogfighting ring on Mother Teresa’s grave while having multiple affairs’

Well he’s not a Christian. Oh sure, he can call himself a Christian. But no authentic follower of Jesus would, or could, ever say such a thing or believe such a thing.

And one day, he’ll hear God himself say to him, ‘Depart from me, worker of iniquity, I never knew you!’

Right-wing pastor Jonathan Shuttlesworth declared his undying support for President Trump in a recent bizarre rant, saying that he’ll support Trump even if he “is found to be running a dogfighting ring on Mother Teresa’s grave while having multiple affairs,” Right Wing Watch reports.

I care not what he opposes.  He isn’t a Christian because he does, and he isn’t a Christian at all.

 
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More Heretical Pentebabbleist Nutbaggery

 

Pentebabbleists Down Under

America isn’t the only place where Pentebabbleists spew their lunacy.  They have them down under too.  And they’re just as crazy.

Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki has blamed airborne demons and human cruelty to animals for the coronavirus outbreak.  He also suggested some born-again Christians could have special protection from the deadly disease.  “Satan has control of atmospheres unless you’re a born-again, Jesus-loving, bible-believing, Holy Ghost-filled, tithe-paying believer,” Bishop Tamaki said on Sunday morning.

Gotta get the tithing bit in there…  Eh, ‘Bishop’…

Tamaki acknowledged modern medicine could help tackle pandemics but also referred to what he called the “PS-91 protection policy”, based on Psalm 91:3.  “You’re the only one that can walk through atmospheres and have literally a protection, the PS-91 protection policy,” Tamaki told people at Destiny’s South Auckland centre and live stream viewers.

Pentebabbleists are awful at theology and worse at exegesis.  None of it is true.

 
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Posted by on 1 Mar 2020 in Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

More Pentebabbleist Lunacy: The ‘Christian’ Who Says Coronavirus Won’t Hurt Us Because Trump ‘Opposes’ Abortion

During services at his Lord of Hosts church in Omaha, Nebraska, on Sunday, right-wing pastor Hank Kunneman proclaimed that God would protect the United States from the coronavirus because of President Donald Trump and his administration.

“Listen to the words that I speak to you at this moment, says the Living God,” Kunneman prophesied. “Why do you fear, United States? For I have spoke to you before, and I speak to you again. I have extended and opened a window of mercy to this nation at this time. Therefore the virus that they speak of, the prognostication, the diagnosis—my mercy is the quarantine that shall be greater than what they have spoken to you, United States.”

“Because of the administration that stands in this land, who honors me, who honors the covenants of your forefathers and of the Constitution, and because they have aligned themselves with Israel, and because they have sided on the right side of life—life in the womb, life given outside of the womb—therefore I give life to this nation, and I give mercy,” Kunneman said, on behalf of God. “Do not fear this virus, says the Spirit of God.”

Fraud.  Fake.  Fraud.

 
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Posted by on 14 Feb 2020 in Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

Then Why Didn’t He Do It At Auschwitz?

Frankly I don’t think stuff like this really happens.  And if it did, then why doesn’t it always?  Why didn’t it happen at Auschwitz?

A miraculous story of life-saving intervention is breaking from Northern Nigeria. According to Barnabas Aid, a group of 500 Nigerian Christians who converted from Islam gathered. The terrorist group Boko Harem descended and captured 76 members of the group as converts from Islam were highly targeted in their attacks. The group included men, women and children.

Four of the male leaders of the Christian group were killed after refusing to deny their faith in Christ. The widows of the men were approached with the same question. Before making their decision the children came and announced Jesus had appeared to them, assuring they would be OK according to Breaking News Christian.

Not long after the group accounts Jesus appeared again to the entire group of 72 telling them not to fear as He would protect them. He urged them to remain confident in His strength and not to renounce their faith.

The widows now with fresh confidence told Boko Harem they would not renounce Christ. As they prepared to shoot the children the Boko Harem suddenly broke into screams exclaiming “snakes!” as they fleed the scene. Some of the men appeared to die instantly.

According to Barnabas Fund, all 72 of the group survived the experience. They now live in other regions of Nigeria deemed safe for Christians to live. The local Pastor credits Jesus’ appearance to the group to the fact that these people knew no other Biblical text to visit. They are all illiterate and thus no access to scripture so Jesus provided it Himself.

I’m glad they’re ok but if Jesus did it, he should do it a lot more.  And if it didn’t happen as described, then it’s fraud.  And fraud doesn’t advance the Gospel.

 

Paula White: Pentebabbleist Heretic

She’s at it again, spewing her pentebabbleist rubbish:

@RightWingWatch tweets

Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White says Christians “are mandated by God” to send thousands of dollars to help Jim Bakker build a new TV studio and their donations will be counted by “a Department of Treasury in Heaven” that will determine their eternal reward.

Calling all suckers.  Calling all suckers.

 
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Posted by on 17 Oct 2019 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

A Note to My Readers

If some of you (I know most aren’t, because most are too intelligent or they wouldn’t visit here) buy Paula White, archheretic, false teacher, pentebabbleist, prosperity gospel con artist’s new book (or any book by her) that’s being promoted by Franklin Graham, Robert Jeffress and others, let it be known that you have swallowed falsehood and lies and furthermore are enabling and supporting the vilest sort of pseudo-Christian garbage.

Heretics promote heresy, which is why Jeffress et al are promoting White.  Don’t join them.

 
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Posted by on 15 Oct 2019 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 
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Please Take Note: Eisegesis and Decontextualizing Go Hand in Hand

yup

 
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Posted by on 14 Oct 2019 in Modern Culture, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-theology

 

Reason 8,903 to Avoid ‘Storefront’ Pentebabbleist ‘Churches’ – This One Lured Homeless People in and Forced them To Panhandle for Cash

Inside a beige bungalow in California’s Imperial Valley with a well-trimmed lawn and beds of pink flowers, the 17-year-old girl felt imprisoned. The doors were locked from the inside. The windows were nailed shut.

Like the other homeless and vulnerable people who came to Imperial Valley Ministries seeking shelter, food and rehab, the teenager was not allowed to leave without supervision, was not allowed to contact her family, to “discuss things of the world” or read any book but the Bible, according to federal prosecutors. Those who lived in the church’s group homes had to turn over their money and welfare benefits, their identification and all of their personal belongings, so that even if they wanted to leave, they couldn’t, prosecutors said.

Then, once they settled in, they were allegedly forced to panhandle up to nine hours a day for six days a week in parking lots and on street corners — turning over every penny they earned to the church.

Read the whole. Shame on the cult. And shame on those who think it’s not a cult.

 
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Posted by on 11 Sep 2019 in Heresy and Heretics, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, Total Depravity