Category Archives: misery

The Gospel for the Modern Age

And so didst Jesus saith to themeth beforeth he didst ascendeth out of earshot- go into all the world and hand out prom dresses and free gas cards and pizza and party favors for, lo, the Gospel in and of … Continue reading

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#PrayForChristophsBook

There are monsters in the world.  Monsters who think books are coasters.  Wicked monsters.  #PrayForChristophsBook.  Pray it be delivered from the monster who thinks it’s a coaster.

Posted in Friends, Heresy and Heretics, I really dislike Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Intrepretive Dance, media, misery, Modern Culture, prayer, satan goes to supper

More ‘Second Coming’ Prediction Madness

These people should just stop.  But they seem incapable of it, driven by some sort of demonically induced madness. An Israeli Rabbi has claimed that the biblical prophecy of Balaam, which says that the appearance of a new star will … Continue reading

Posted in Dilettante, Heresy and Heretics, misery, Mythbusting, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology

Donald Trump’s Inauguration Music

Via Helen Ingram

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Academics, When Students Have to Sell Their Blood To Buy Your Assigned Texts….

It’s time to assign something else. via twitter

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He Needs a New Girlfriend. One Not So… Insane

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Breaking News: The First Photo of Donald Trump and His Cabinet

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Meanwhile, Among American ‘Evangelicals’…

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Aww, The Precious Snowflakes Need their Binkies…

For the vast majority of Americans, November 9 only differed from the week preceding it in the lack of political ads permeating their media. For many, it was a welcome end to months upon months of hateful rhetoric and horrible … Continue reading

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The Bee Stings the Idiocy of ‘Worship Moanings’

The Rising Church music school has raised up hundreds of worship leaders and musicians, but the institution is reportedly kicking things up a notch with a new course load designed to help vocalists belt out nonsensical ad libs in between a … Continue reading

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2016 Isn’t Over Yet… There’s Still More That Can Happen…

Still digesting the fact that Donald Trump has been elected President of the United States in just the latest of a seemingly endless string of inexplicable and bizarre events to have taken place this year, human beings across the planet report … Continue reading

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A ‘How to’ Guide for the Publicity Hungry ‘Christian’

These days there’s nothing easier for the publicity questing news hungry than getting your name plastered all over Religion News Service (@RNS). Deny any vestige of orthodox Christian faith.  That means be pro marriage equality, anti conservative values, and anti … Continue reading

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Idolatrous Blasphemy

Trump is no ‘god’ and he can’t save you or himself or so much as a tick, you idolatrous blasphemous fools.

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Because If You’re Going to Have Insane Committees, Why Not…

Right Michigan?  I sure hope you guys (oops, sorry- you creatures) have enough safe spaces and trigger warnings to house all the precious snowflakes demanding their way…

Posted in Intrepretive Dance, Irony, Luther Burns Your Worthless Book, misery, mockery, Modern Culture, obituary

Shameful Partisan Pastors

Pastors have no business endorsing any politician.  They also have no business pretending that their particular candidate has anything remotely messianic about himself or herself.  And they certainly have no business suggesting that a serial adulterer and con man is … Continue reading

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Don’t You Wish America’s Politicians Paid a Visit to Lassie…

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‘His life is a vacuum of principle’ – The NYT on Donald Trump

In an essay which demonstrates utter and complete familiarity with Trump, the author notes, among other things, Melania Trump says that her husband “is intensely loyal … he will never let you down.” Then again, she’s his third wife. His first … Continue reading

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The “Jesus Wife” Fragment: Coming Soon To A Theater Near You!

It’s the exciting story of how wanting to find something with all your heart that lends support to one of your pet theories results in shoddy scholarship and utter embarrassment.  Starring Karin Keeng and Antonio Banderas! You’ll want to take your … Continue reading

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Donald Trump’s Jesus is an Idol of Trump’s Construction

Apparently Trump was asked who Jesus is to him.  Here’s his ignorance laced answer: “Jesus to me is somebody I can think about for security and confidence. Somebody I can revere in terms of bravery and in terms of courage … Continue reading

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The Father Who Forced His Pregnant Daughter to Marry Her Rapist…

Words fail. An Idaho man will spend about four months in jail for taking his 14-year-old daughter to Missouri to marry a 24-year-old man who raped and impregnated her. The Idaho State Journal reports that the father pleaded guilty to injury … Continue reading

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