And so didst Jesus saith to themeth beforeth he didst ascendeth out of earshot- go into all the world and hand out prom dresses and free gas cards and pizza and party favors for, lo, the Gospel in and of itselfeth is not sufficient and thou mustest bribe them into the Kingdom of God with glitz and glamour.
And behold, the disciples were sore amazed and Peter didst say to Jesus- nuh uh. That ain’t right yo.
And Jesus, as he faded out of sight saidst yeah no kidding but do you think people in 21st century American churches want to hear the Gospel? No, for by then it will be entertainment that they crave and prom dresses and gas cards and pizza. For beholdeth, America is consumedst in that dayeth with materialism and when the Son of Man returns he won’t find faith there.
And the disciples wept and Thomas didst say as Jesus faded out of sight… So we’re really going to sacrifice everything and they’ll sacrifice nothing…. And Peter didst go fishing.
Because I’m guessing that you don’t. Because the fact is, NO ONE KNOWS the answer to such a question but God and he doesn’t tell us lowly mortals. So if your article doesn’t consist of the very concise sentence ‘no one knows’ in answer to your question, you’re wrong.
Please stop publishing theological stuff aimed only at provoking ‘discussions’ of issues for which no discussion is meaningful. Stick with infotainment and Ariana rants of praise for lord Obama. That’s where your writers shine. That and cat memes. Stay with what you know. Leave theology to the theologians. Or you’ll need to rename your website ‘The Evans-ian Post…’
Saw this on facebook. Ten points if you know why it’s rubbish pseudo theology:
My reaction, besides nooooooooooooooooo
News outlets and websites and tv channels are only talking about the Bible because it’s almost #Easter and they only #WantToCashInOnChristianity.
Make no mistake: they have no interest at all if their interest is part-time except in making a quick buck off gullible Christianity. They also have no interest in the facts. In fact, the more sensational and idiotic the claim or portrayal, the better the networks, websites and news outlets like it. Nonsense sells. That’s the bottom line.
If you really want to put an end to all the misrepresentation and misprision, don’t shop anywhere that advertises on one of the aforementioned specials and write the news network, tv channel, or website that features them to express your disdain.
Money blinds us to the perversity and the misdeeds of the rich. I saw this on the fb and it reminded me of that simple truth.
Rich people literally get away with murder and all sorts of criminal behavior. Just ask the NFL or your local University jock. The poor, not so much. [With the exception of the poor with a high profile theologian and school on their side.] At least for a while.
Let’s face it- Putin is a bigger threat to humanity than one disgruntled murderous Brit. He’s killed a lot more people too. He should be arrested, tried, convicted and hung till dead like a previous head of state terrorist known as Saddam Hussein.