Have you ever wanted to be part of something big? Are you questing for infamy? Then jump on the bandwagon and open your own megachurch franchise!
- rent a storefront in a strip mall
- put up a big tv so the ‘lead pastor’ can pipe in his ‘sermons’
- get folk to come by promising gas cards and burgers
- voila, you’re part of the @pastormark @RickWarren network. And a heretic.