Opening Your Own Megachurch Franchise in a Few Easy Steps

Have you ever wanted to be part of something big? Are you questing for infamy? Then jump on the bandwagon and open your own megachurch franchise!

  1. rent a storefront in a strip mall
  2. put up a big tv so the ‘lead pastor’ can pipe in his ‘sermons’
  3. get folk to come by promising gas cards and burgers
  4. voila, you’re part of the @pastormark @RickWarren network. And a heretic.