The Daily Mail Thinks Jesus Fed 5000 in a Church…

This is why journalists should never talk about the Bible without consulting a biblical scholar.

Church where Jesus is believed to have performed the miracle of feeding the 5,000 is daubed with graffiti and set on fire in an arson attack.

Or how about

Church on the site where Jesus is believed to have performed the miracle of feeding the 5,000 is daubed with graffiti and set on fire in an arson attack

See how the addition of just a few words keeps you from looking like total ignoramuses?

The Galilee church where Jesus was believed to have performed the miracle of feeding the 5,000 has been set alight in a suspected arson attack.  Hebrew graffiti was also scrawled across the walls of Church of the Multiplication of the Loaves and Fish which denounces the worship of ‘false gods’.  An adviser to the Catholic Church has now blamed Jewish extremists for the ‘deplorable’ attack after Israeli police said there is a ‘strong possibility’ the fire was started deliberately.

Oh well.  You’re beyond help then aren’t you.

Dear journalists, stop talking about the Bible.  Thanks.  People who have read the Bible.