Daily Archives: 2 Sep 2018

The Truth About ‘Contemporary Christian Music’

Self Serving Much, Parson?

Why do these guys always focus on the ‘submit’ bit but always ignore the ‘love your wives as Christ loves the Church’ bit?

Self serving much, parson?

If I Made Political Endorsements, I Would Endorse This Candidate

Unfortunately, these kind of people never run for office.

God Wants to Throw Feces in Your Faces, Priests

‘And now, priests, this commandment is for you. If you will not listen, if you will not sincerely resolve to glorify my name, says Yahweh Sabaoth, I shall certainly lay a curse on you and I shall curse your blessing.

Indeed I will lay a curse, for none of you makes this resolve.

Now, I am going to break your arm and throw feces in your faces — the feces of your solemn feasts — and sweep you away with it. (Mal. 2:1-3)

Who can blame him…  And why doesn’t Pope Francis preach from this text?  Or the Bishops?

Now He’s Sorry…

The bishop who officiated Aretha Franklin’s funeral is apologizing to Ariana Grande for how he touched her onstage and a joke he made about her name. Bishop Charles H. Ellis III led Franklin’s funeral on Friday and awkwardly greeted Grande on stage after she performed “(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman.” Images of the moment showed Ellis’ hand holding Grande well above her waist, with his fingers pressing against one side of her chest.

A word of advice:  NO TOUCHING!

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Fun Facts From Church History: Pious Teens Don’t Get on Swings

James Walter Douglas was born in Virginia in November 1797. After completing his primary education Douglass moved to the village of Christiana, Delaware, after obtaining a position as a trainee clerk. The teenaged Douglass also became a pious member of the local church. The extent of his faith is evident in Douglass’s personal diary, where he explains his reasons for not using a rope swing erected by other young men in Christiana:

“A very high and quite expensive swing was put up in the village by the young men [and has become] a great resort for the young people of the town. I was very much in doubt whether I ought to attend it, and at length determined that I ought not, for these reasons:

1. It takes time, and we must account for our time.
2. It is setting an example of levity.
3. The Lord Jesus would not attend such a place.
4. Nor [would] his apostles.
5. Nor [would] our minister, Mr Latta…
6. Please when carried to excess is criminal. Is this not excess?
7. What good can I get [from the swing]. Will I be more virtuous? Wiser? Better tempered? More full of grace? No, no I will not…”

Now that’s a pious teen….