A Reasonable Argument Against Baptism By Immersion…

If you live in Africa, and you go to a body of water frequented by crocodiles, you should definitely avoid full immersion as the mode of baptism.  Indeed, you should receive a special dispensation to be sprinkled or drizzled from a water fountain or something.  Furthermore, if someone climbs in that murky water with you up to their waste to submerge you, you should find a new Church to attend:  that dude is INSANE.

A water baptism ceremony held near a lake turned into a horrific tragedy when the pastor was reportedly grabbed by a crocodile Sunday.

Pastor Docho Eshete was baptizing at least 80 members of his Protestant congregation at Lake Abaya, in southern Ethiopia, an area known to have a huge crocodile population, when one of the creatures leaped out of the water and grabbed him.

“He baptized the first person and he passed on to another one,” a local resident told the BBC. “All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor.”

Pastor Docho died from injuries on his legs, back and hands despite efforts from the congregation, fishermen and residents trying to save him, policeman Eiwnetu Kanko said.

The crocodile escaped as the group used fishing nets to prevent it from taking the pastor’s lifeless body.

Nope.  100% nope.  Baptize by drizzling in such cases.  I draw the line at being chewed in half by a crocodile.

2 thoughts on “A Reasonable Argument Against Baptism By Immersion…

  1. Milton Almeida - The Grace Ambassador 5 Jun 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Be sober, be vigilant, for your adversary the devil, as a roaring CROC swimmeth about seeking whom he may devour! 1 Peter 5:8 (MARSV)


  2. John Poirier 6 Jun 2018 at 7:59 am

    “up to their waist” (not “up to their waste”–disgusting!)


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