One school superintendent has a novel way to keep his students safe from school shooters: arming them with rocks.
David Helsel, superintendent of a school district in northeast Pennsylvania, explained his plan to a legislative education committee last week, drawing a flurry of local media coverage.
“Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone,” Helsel explained about his Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County outside Harrisburg, in a video broadcast by ABC affiliate 16 WNEP. “If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full of students armed with rocks and they will be stoned.”
I give up. America is officially too stupid to continue. Come finish us off, God.
Zwinglius Redivivus 
Muslim students too? You know, they are dangerous with rocks!
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But seriously, in an active shooter situation, if you can’t run, if you can’t hide, then throw something–anything–at the shooter. Even, say, your phone.
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