Evidently there are really people this utterly insane, writing books, for Oxford University Press….
“We think that there is good reason to believe that all animals shall be ushered into heaven and remain there for eternity. We therefore defend Animal Universalism: Animal Universalism: All sentient animals will be brought into heaven and remain there for eternity.” – Shawn Graves, Blake Hereth, and Tyler M. John, ‘In Defence of Animal Universalism’, Paradise Understood: New Philosophical Essays about Heaven, ed. T. Ryan Byerly and Eric J. Silverman (OUP, 2017), p. 161
‘Not. The. Onion.’ (Via Deane Galbraith on the FB).