You Can Buy a Dry Cleaning Bag… Dress… for $700…

If you’re a big fat idiot that is.  Because only an idiot would.

You know what they say: One man’s plastic dry-cleaner bag is another man’s “cape sheer overlay dress.”

This “slip-on, sleeveless design,” per the luxury retailer Browns’ website, is by the irreverent Italian label Moschino, part of designer Jeremy Scott’s trash-inspired “cardboard couture” Fall 2017 collection. It’ll set you back a hefty $700.

Scott, fashion’s long-reigning postmodern provocateur, has a knack for turning the detritus of everyday life into la alta moda. Some of his most popular Moschino designs have riffed on McDonald’s french fries, Barbie parts and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Morons.

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