The Bee Stings ‘The Wrong Side of History’ Mob

The everlasting Creator God admitted through a messenger Tuesday that He has recently been concerned that His unchanging, eternal truths might end up being on the wrong side of history.

The Lord has reportedly been growing increasingly worried in recent years that His objective morals seem to be more and more out of step with the current culture’s ever-changing standards. According to insiders, the Almighty Creator of the entire universe has been struggling with inner turmoil over the outdated nature of His commands centering around human sexuality, marriage, and gender identity for “a while now.”

“The Lord admits that He just isn’t sure anymore,” the heavenly messenger explained to reporters. “What if human history looks back at Him in a negative light in a couple hundred years? He just doesn’t know if He can take that kind of rejection.”

Several of the Most High God’s attendants have attempted to assure Him otherwise, reminding the Lord that humans change their moral standards every generation or so, and that in the grand scheme of eternity human history was but a fleeting speck. But it was no use.

“God admits that He has a lot of thinking to do, and would appreciate any wise counsel finite humankind would be willing to offer,” the messenger said.

They wish…

The Bee Stings Trump Jr

Citing his desire for “complete transparency,” Donald Trump Jr., the oldest child of United States President Donald Trump, took to social media Tuesday to share a selfie he took with Russian President Vladimir Putin during the elder Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign.

The New York Times had reportedly procured the image, and Trump Jr. decided to share it himself to head off a potentially damaging story from the outlet.

“Here’s me and Vlad at his palace on the Idokopas Cape in June 2016,” he captioned the image. “Putin said he had some top secret info on #CrookedHillary that would help dad win the election. That’s all—no story here!”

“The liberals latching onto this NON-STORY is so sad!!” he added in a subsequent message. “It’s just me and Vladdy hanging out, trying to help my dad win the election! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

At publishing time, President Trump had released a statement distancing himself from Trump Jr.

You Have to Be A Fool To Think That Trump Sr Didn’t Know if Trump Jr Did Know

Emails Show Trump Jr. Knew Russia Was Working To Support Trump Campaign. That’s called collusion.

Donald Trump Jr. on Tuesday posted online an email exchange that seemed to show the president’s son entertained an offer of Russian government help for his father to be elected president in 2016.

“This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump,” said the text that Trump Jr. posted on Twitter.

In the messages, an intermediary for Russian business allies of the Trumps offer what they call incriminating information about Hillary Clinton. That eventually led to a meeting — set up by music promoter Rob Goldstone — among a Russian attorney, Trump Jr., then-campaign chairman Paul Manafort, and President Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner.

Collusion. They need to go to prison.

Rightly Understanding God and Man…

Requires faith-

One ought not to expect to recognize God from His words unless faith be present (for if that be lacking, whatever you assert of Him will seem an idle tale), is also true in the study of man. For unless faith be present, so that a man believes that every word that proceedeth from God is true, he will be as far from knowing himself as is the distance between spirit and flesh. — H. Zwingli