We were yelling with joy, because Apple just added a full set of emojis for polygamists to the iPhone, and we. Can’t. Even.
We are literally feeling all the feels. This is such a huge win for equality. This is what George Washington died for. This is what Abraham Lincoln attacked the South for. This is literally why Hitler committed suicide.
The new emoji set contains several different characters depicting men with up to twelve different women, beautifully displaying the love between a man and his many wives. And can we say, it’s about time!
Because love is love, that’s why. And if you don’t like that, sorry! Bye Felicia!
Apple literally just slapped bigots in the face with their support of free love. Yes!
Love wins, bigots! Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it!