The Difference Between the Church Member’s Vacation and the Pastor’s

The Christian’s vacation: leave Friday, stay gone till the next Saturday. Stay home Sunday. Go back to work Monday. Miss half a month in worship.

The Pastor’s vacation: leave Monday. Have 30 messages by the time you arrive at your vacation. Get calls all week. Return Saturday. Get back to work Sunday. Hear ‘where have you been all week’ from the people who missed half a month. Pound your head in a wall until you die.

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