The Groping Republican Who Took Trump’s Words as His Own Mantra

A well-known Greenwich Republican called a town worker “nothing but a bloodsucking lazy union employee” and later reached in from behind to place his hand between her legs and pinch her in the groin area, according to the police arrest warrant.Christopher von Keyserling, 71, of 402 Post Road E., was arrested in Greenwich Town Hall on Wednesday afternoon and charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, police said. He posted $2,500 bond and was released to appear in court on Jan. 25.


The incident began at about noon Dec. 8 when the 57-year-old woman encountered von Keyserling in the hallway of an unnamed town facility, the warrant said. The two briefly spoke about politics and the woman told him that “it was a new world politically” and he had to educate his fellow politicians, the warrant said. Von Keyserling is a member of Greenwich’s Representative Town Meeting. He allegedly replied: “I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct,” according to the warrant.

Perverts still get arrested even in Trumpland.

3 thoughts on “The Groping Republican Who Took Trump’s Words as His Own Mantra

  1. Margaret Nyland 16 Jan 2017 at 12:57 am

    The world looks on in horror.


  2. Matthew Hamilton 16 Jan 2017 at 12:24 pm

    “police said … He allegedly replied”

    Has any plea been entered into or has a court ruled on the matter?


    • Jim 16 Jan 2017 at 12:29 pm



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