Atheists Like To Say…

That religious people start wars.  The fact, however, is that religious people don’t start wars, atheists pretending to be religious people do.

Why?  Because authentically religious people trust God.  Atheists pretending to be religious are the true plague on humanity.

What The #GOP And Fraudulent President Elect Trump Have Been up to this Week

1/7/17The federal week in review:

1. Trump fires all Ambassadors and Special Envoys, ordering them out by inauguration day.

2. House brings back the Holman rule allowing them to reduce an individual civil service, SES positions, or political appointee’s salary to $1, effectively firing them by amendment to any piece of legislation. We now know why they wanted names and positions of people in Energy and State.

3. Senate schedules 6 simultaneous hearings on cabinet nominees and triple-books those hearings with Trump’s first press conference in months and an ACA budget vote, effectively preventing any concentrated coverage or protest.

4. House GOP expressly forbids the Congressional Budget Office from reporting or tracking ANY costs related to the repeal of the ACA.

5. Trump breaks a central campaign promise to make Mexico pay for the wall by asking Congress (in other words, us, the taxpayers) to pay for it.

6. Trump threatens Toyota over a new plant that was never coming to the US nor will take jobs out of the US.

7. House passes the REINS act, giving them veto power over any rules enacted by any federal agency or department–for example, FDA or EPA bans a drug or pesticide, Congress can overrule based on lobbyists not science. Don’t like that endangered species designation, Congress kills it.

And those are just the big things.

The Bee Stings the ‘Progs’

From her local Starbucks Monday morning, progressive Christian blogger Rachel Brooks reportedly refreshed her Bible app a number of times, hoping to find that God had updated his “antiquated” stance on homosexuality, according to several eye-witnesses.

“I’m sure God knows His viewpoint here is on the wrong side of history,” Brooks muttered into her venti blonde roast while reading 1 Corinthians 6. “Not just on this, but on a number of other issues, He comes off as unacceptably repressive.”

Brooks reportedly checks the app several times a day, hitting the refresh button in hopes that the word of God will receive the long-awaited update confirming the immutable Lord of creation has “gotten His act together” and caught up with the rest of the world’s sense of morality—a hope she documents on her popular blog, Upgrading Christianity.

“C’mon God, do the right thing,” she whispered while reloading the screen one more time. “You’re better than this.”

At publishing time, Brooks had decided instead to download every other Bible app she can find, assuring herself that one of them will surely feature the updated language.

This can’t be mockery of Rachel Held Evans.  She would never even pretend to care what the Bible said about anything.

Tumpians, your Hero Lied a Great Lie To You: The Wall Mexico Won’t Pay For, you Will

We all knew he was lying.  Well, almost all of us.  The gullible and easily duped believed.

President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team has signaled to congressional Republican leaders that his preference is to fund the border wall through the appropriations process as soon as April, according to House Republican officials.

The move would break a key campaign promise when Trump repeatedly said he would force Mexico to pay for the construction of the wall along the border, though in October, Trump suggested for the first time that Mexico would reimburse the US for the cost of the wall.
Trump defended that proposal Friday morning in a tweet, saying the move to use congressional appropriations was because of speed.

“The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall (for sake of speed), will be paid back by Mexico later!” Trump tweeted Friday.

Are you going to believe his newest lie, that Mexico will pay us back later? You’re really foolish if you do. Please don’t have children.

Trump’s Inauguration Prayer…

I’ve been commissioned to write the invocation at the inauguration:

“O holy Mammon, we dedicate ourselves to Thee. Thou hast made rich the few and inspired the many with desire for Thee. Our rulers have sacrificed their true worth for Thee; religious leaders are devoted to Thee while professing empty devotion to other gods. Thou art our strength; in economic prosperity is our refuge. In guilt and woe we lament our attachment to compassion and charity. Have mercy on us, o Mammon, and forgive our inclination to use wealth as a means to help those in need. Lo a mighty Tower is now built to Thee, emblazoned in gold, wherein sits Thy chief minister. Guide us, o powerful Mammon, and be our god. We are your people. Amen.”

Via a facebook friend.