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End Time Predicting Lunatics

06 Dec

A conspiracy theorist has claimed that Jesus will return to Earth this month, guiding his people to heaven and leaving the planet totally sterile for 1,000 years.  Nora Roth, a Christian computer programmer, says she has performed complex calculations which suggest the apocalypse will occur by the end of 2016.  At that point, ‘everlasting righteousness will be brought in’, and Earth will be ‘left to rest’ for a millennium.

Shut up.  Bloody dilettantes.  This is clearly a woman who should ‘keep silent in the Church’.

The claims have been made on Ms Roth’s website, MarkBeast, in a post called ‘2016 The Time of the End.’  Ms Roth writes: ‘In the fall [autumn] of 2016, the 6,000 years of sin on earth will come to an end, everlasting righteousness will be brought in, and Jesus will come again to take His people to heaven.’

Shut up.  Bloody dilettantes.

 
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