The tomb believed to be the place where Jesus was laid has been opened for the first time in centuries. For decades, archaeologists and theologians have debated over whether the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem is the site where Christ was supposedly buried and resurrected after being crucified. The tomb has been sealed in marble since the 1500s in order to prevent visitors from stealing pieces as relics.
What? Christians stealing stuff? They kind of missed the point of being Christians, didn’t they?
Over the preceding centuries, the famous church had been destroyed and rebuilt so many times that experts were left unsure about whether the tomb had been moved and what it might contain. Lifting the tomb’s marble lid for the first time in 500 years, researchers discovered the limestone shelf where Jesus’s body was thought to have been placed, the Mirror reported. Also discovered, was a second grey marble slab previously unknown to the researchers, engraved with a cross they believe was carved in the 12th century by the Crusaders.
This is the splotch of ground Constantine the Wretch’s mom was told was the spot of Jesus’s burial. Personally I’ve never thought it the right one. Nor, frankly, is the Garden Tomb. The site is unknown, like most of the ancient sites pilgrims visit as though they were the ‘real thing’.
Anyway, if you’re looking for something to read this afternoon, enjoy. And if you don’t like to read, just look at the pictures.