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Monthly Archives: December 2016

About 2 Hours From Now

We depart Philadelphia headed for Manchester.  I’m sure more people will show up but man it would be nice if they didn’t…

 
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Posted by on 31 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

A Facebook Group You Should Join

 
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Posted by on 31 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

Coming Soon…

A load of Zwingli posts for the anniversary of his birth (1 Jan 1484) and his assumption of the office of Chief Pastor at the Great Minster in Zurich (1 Jan 1519).  Look for them at the beginning of the New Year and throughout the 1st.

 
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Posted by on 31 Dec 2016 in Zwingli

 

Strange Things on a Plane

The elderly lady sitting next to me wasn’t a talker.  She was a reader.  And a monster.  Why?  Because as she read her book she tore out the chapters as she finished them and threw them in a little pile of trash the flight attendant made rounds to collect.

What kind of monster destroys a book by ripping out one chapter after another?

 
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Posted by on 31 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

I’ve Arrived In Philadelphia…

So it’s time for lunch-

 
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Posted by on 31 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

Off to the Winter Meeting of the Society for Old Testament Study

SOTS is my favorite conference of all the conferences.  It’s collegial.  Participants are excellently qualified and exceptionally informed.  The meeting venue is always wonderful.  And the papers are always provocative.  Plus, it’s in Britain so it’s always nice to be back there.

This year we meet in Nottingham, so I get to hang out in the best part of the country.  This year also marks the 100th Anniversary of the Society so that makes it special too.

Every member of the society meets certain qualifications, must be sponsored for membership by two full members in good standing, and have expertise in Hebrew, all of which means that it’s a dilettante free zone!!! 

Everyone you can think of who works in Hebrew Bible in the UK is involved.  So it’s just the best.  

I’ll be posting photos and paper summaries throughout, so stay tuned.

 
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Posted by on 31 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

Light

Those least familiar with light are always those who hurt most when they are exposed to it.

 
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Posted by on 30 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

The War Against Heresy

Luther writes

[There is a] war against heresy, against heathenism, against human traditions.  That the [heretics] use Scripture as we do gives them a very wicked weapon. The battle, then, is over the correct use of Scripture, not over Scripture itself.

Citing Scripture isn’t sufficient.  Even the devil and his heretics can do that.  Correctly citing Scripture is the key, and that the heretics cannot do since they lack the Spirit.  As Paul puts it

The Spirit we have received is not the spirit of the world but God’s own Spirit, so that we may understand the lavish gifts God has given us.  And these are what we speak of, not in the terms learnt from human philosophy, but in terms learnt from the Spirit, fitting spiritual language to spiritual things. The natural person has no room for the gifts of God’s Spirit; to him they are folly; he cannot recognise them, because their value can be assessed only in the Spirit.  The spiritual person, on the other hand, can assess the value of everything, and that person’s value cannot be assessed by anybody else.  For: who has ever known the mind of the Lord? Who has ever been his adviser? But we are those who have the mind of Christ. (1 Cor. 2:12-16)

 
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Posted by on 30 Dec 2016 in Theology

 

Andy Stanley Is A Poor Theologian and A Really Poor Thinker

Or, a really poor thinker, which is what makes him a poor theologian.  Wait, he isn’t a theologian at all.  He’s the Pastor of a megachurch, where being a theologian is the last thing anyone wants.

Stanely’s recent remarks about the Virginal Conception (it’s not a Virgin Birth… that’s a biologically nonsensical phrase) of Jesus show that he doesn’t understand Scripture or Christian theology.  But that’s to be expected, because the reason he says and does what he says and does isn’t to communicate truth, it’s to draw a crowd.

Stanley is, if I might put it quite crudely, exactly what every other megachurch pastor is- a publicity whore.  He craves publicity and is willing to say and do whatever necessary to get it.  Even if what he has to say is quite outrageous.  But that’s the point, really.  That’s what gets attention.

If a Christian asserts classic Christian belief, that’s not news.  But if a pretend Christian says that he or she doesn’t believe in God or doesn’t think the Bible is true or theologically meaningful or, around Christmas, that Jesus is just like everyone else, then that gets the news juices flowing.

Attention whores love attention.  Andy Stanley is an attention whore, not a theologian.  His remarks should be taken in that light.

 
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Posted by on 30 Dec 2016 in pseudo-christianity, pseudo-scholarship, pseudo-theology

 
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He Needs a New Girlfriend. One Not So… Insane

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Posted by on 30 Dec 2016 in Intrepretive Dance, misery, Modern Culture, Pentebabbleists, scorn, Total Depravity

 

Your Face When You Realize You’ve Been Duped by a False Teacher

 
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Posted by on 30 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

Some Guy Translates A verse of The Bible…

To get you to get back into Greek, I think.

Enjoy.

 
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Posted by on 30 Dec 2016 in Biblical Studies Resources

 

Eerdmans Remembers

This is worth your time.

As the old year passes fast away and we prepare to welcome in the new, we remember and express our appreciation for the lives and literary contributions of those Eerdmans authors, editors, and contributors who died in 2016, including . . .

Thank you, Eerdmans, for reminding people that actors and entertainers aren’t the only lives that matter.

 
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Posted by on 30 Dec 2016 in obituary

 

Academics, Take Note

“What we have witnessed in our own time is the death of universities as centres of critique. Since Margaret Thatcher, the role of academia has been to service the status quo, not challenge it in the name of justice, tradition, imagination, human welfare, the free play of the mind or alternative visions of the future. 

We will not change this simply by increasing state funding of the humanities as opposed to slashing it to nothing. We will change it by insisting that a critical reflection on human values and principles should be central to everything that goes on in universities, not just to the study of Rembrandt or Rimbaud.  

In the end, the humanities can only be defended by stressing how indispensable they are; and this means insisting on their vital role in the whole business of academic learning, rather than protesting that, like some poor relation, they don’t cost much to be housed.”  — Terry Eagleton in The Guardian

 
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Posted by on 29 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

The Bee Stings the Worshipers of Filthy Lucre at Lakewood Church

osteenA rich, young ruler looking for salvation was proud to announce Thursday that he finally found a place to call home at Lakewood Church.

Calling the revelation “powerful” and “moving,” the wealthy, powerful lover of money said he knew Lakewood Church was the place for him after his lifestyle was affirmed and praised by lead pastor and famous author Joel Osteen.

“This place just makes me feel so comfortable,” the man told reporters. “I came in and told Pastor Joel I was a good person and had kept all the commandments from my youth, and asked him what I still lacked—and do you know what he said? He told me I didn’t lack anything, that I was great just the way I am.”

The young man further stated that other churches had tried to confront his love of money and challenged him to make Jesus his first priority, and that he had just gone away sad.

“That’s not what Jesus would have done,” he said confidently.

Spot on.

 
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Posted by on 29 Dec 2016 in mockery, Modern Culture, Pentebabbleism, Pentebabbleists, pseudo-christianity, pseudo-theology

 

A New Essay on Ehud

In the following- I. Finkelstein, C. Robin and T. Romer (eds.), Alphabets, Texts and Artifacts in the Ancient Near East, Studies Presented to Benjamin Sass, Paris 2016.

As Prof. Finkelstein notes

This is one in a series of articles; two have already been published (Jephthah in Biblica and Abimelech in Ugarit-Froschungen), two more are in press and then a broader perspective which puts these northern traditions into a geographical and historical context.

The first two were great, so this one and its future brothers will surely be as well.  So let’s read it.

 
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Posted by on 29 Dec 2016 in Biblical Studies Resources

 

The 2017 SOTS Winter Meeting Agenda

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Though things continue on through lunch on the 5th I’ll actually depart around 10 so that I can arrive in Birmingham in plenty of time for the Lecture at Newman University.  I’ll, of course, be posting travel photos all along the way to and from so stay tuned.  There’s wifi on the Nottingham Campus and at the hotels before and after.  It’ll be almost like being there for you.

I’ll also tweet it- #SOTS17.

 
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Posted by on 29 Dec 2016 in Conferences, SOTS

 

Poor Child: She’s A Weapon in the Hands of Ideologues

From the moment he joined, 8-year-old Joe Maldonado eagerly looked forward to camping trips and science projects as a member of the Cub Scouts. But his expectations were dashed after his mother said she received a phone call from a Scouting official who told her that Joe would no longer be allowed to participate because he was born a girl.

Kristie Maldonado said she was stunned because her son had been a member of Cub Scout Pack 87 in Secaucus for about a month and his transgender status had not been a secret. But some parents complained, an official from the Northern New Jersey Council of Boy Scouts told her — even though her son had been living as a boy for more than a year and was accepted as a boy at school, she said. …

Joe’s case could be the first time someone has been barred from participating in Scouting because of transgender identity, said members of the LGBT community. And it comes as the Boy Scouts of America appeared to be emerging from a period of turmoil involving sexual-orientation issues, reversing long-standing bans against gay Scouts and gay Scouting leaders over the past few years. Those policy changes were made amid an internal debate that saw at least one local council defy national Scouting decrees by hiring a gay camp counselor and pressure brought from corporations that withheld donations from the organization.

Poor kid.  She’s just a weapon in the clutches of ideologues.

 
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Posted by on 29 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture

 

Jan Hus

04165_hus_deutschAm 6. Juli 1415 wurde Johannes Hus in Konstanz auf dem Scheiterhaufen als Ketzer verbrannt. 600 Jahre nach diesem Ereignis soll an den Prager Magister mit einer Ausgabe seiner Schriften, Predigten und Briefe erinnert werden. Hussens Ideen wurden zunächst in Böhmen von seinen Anhängern weitergetragen. Die Wittenberger Reformatoren nahmen Hus ein Jahrhundert später als ihren Vorläufer wahr und brachten ihm eine Wertschätzung entgegen, wie es sie bis dahin außerhalb Böhmens nicht gegeben hatte. Für ein deutsches Publikum sind die lateinischen und alttschechischen Werke des Johannes Hus schwer zugänglich, deutsche Übersetzungen sind seit Jahren nicht mehr auf dem Markt. Die vorliegende Ausgabe bietet deshalb eine Auswahl wichtiger Hus-Texte aus den Jahren 1403 bis 1415 in neuer deutscher Übersetzung. Hussens Hauptschrift »Von der Kirche« wird erstmals in vollständiger deutscher Übersetzung dargeboten. Einleitungen und Texte sollen es dem Leser ermöglichen, die Biographie, das theologische Denken und den Hus-Prozess vor und während des Konstanzer Konzils anhand wichtiger, überwiegend von Hus selbst stammender Zeugnisse nachzuvollziehen.

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Posted by on 29 Dec 2016 in Church History, Hus

 

If Your Church Canceled Services Christmas Sunday…

It should most definitely cancel services on 1 Janaury- New Years Day.  Why?  So that your hungover families can gather around the porcelein and share the time expelling the evening before’s extravagencies.

You don’t want to inconvenience those families.  You want them to come back, sometime, don’t you?  You don’t want to alienate them, do you?

Cancel your services.  You’ve done it for lesser reasons….

 
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Posted by on 29 Dec 2016 in Modern Culture