The Bee Stings the Pretend Concern of the ‘Celebrity Christian Author’

Local homeless man Buzz reported Monday his great sorrow leading to repentance over the size of his makeshift home fashioned out of cardboard boxes, after he found a discarded copy of David Platt’s bestselling book Radical in a nearby gutter and devoured it in an afternoon.

“I can’t believe I fell so hard for the so-called American dream,” Buzz was overheard telling an acquaintance as they loitered near a Jack In The Box restaurant. “I was comfortable just being an ordinary guy who believed in Jesus, while the rest of the world really suffered for Christ.”

Bahahaha.  Such authors as David Platt who compose the fraudulent books poor old Buzz read live like kings with adoring sycophants surrounding them and their interest in the poor is for profit only.