Jesus Distorted: Every Phrase an Anachronism
None of the characteristics attributed to Jesus in this moronic meme have any counterpart in first century Palestine. Not one.
He wasn’t homeless. He had both a home and a family. He wasn’t a Palestinian because there were no Palestinians in the first century. He wasn’t an anarchist. They didn’t exist. He didn’t protest at ‘temples’. He never said a single word about universal health care because the notion, like all the rest, is modern. Nor did he redistribute wealth. He wasn’t arrested for terrorism and he didn’t perpetrate any acts against Rome. Not one. He wasn’t executed for crimes against the state because crimes against Rome were crimes against the Emperor, not a vague notion of ‘state’. And finally, Jesus wouldn’t vote because voting didn’t exist.
Such memes simply indicate the bias of the creator and applauders. They tell us nothing about Jesus and if you believe they do, you’re an idiot. But you go ahead and believe it. And while you’re at it, run over to your mechanic’s house so he can remove that brain tumor for you.