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I Can’t Believe it, But the Bee Knows About AAR!!!!

Lookie here!

An intense one-day women’s conference on self-esteem and belonging has left local woman Jeanette Robinson convicted to her core of how awesome she is, sources confirmed.

“Everything I held dear, before this, I am now counting as garbage,” a sobbing Robinson told reporters Thursday. “I can’t believe I went so long in life with this blind spot, unable to see the light of how incredible of a person I am, and how much God needs me on His team.”

“As I turn my eyes upon how important I really am in the grand scheme of things, everything else looks, well—strangely dim,” Robinson went on, a twinkle in her eye as she updated her Twitter profile to reflect her newfound faith.”

Reports from those close to Robinson also indicate the newly changed woman has been in deep thought and prayer since her return, as she continually seeks to reorient her priorities now that she realizes that it truly is all about her.

“As the Apostle says, I now count everything as loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing how special and wonderful I am.”

AAR in a nut shell!

Written by Jim

03/08/2016 at 12:52 pm

Posted in AAR, mockery