Earlier today whilst a small child was walking through the park a meeting of the NT Wright admiration society was meeting and adjourned just as the toddler went past their picnic bench. The 3 members of the society in attendance along with Prof Wright himself began moving innocently towards their cars when the little girl was suddenly startled by Prof. Wright’s breaking into a light jog (so as to work off his bean burrito from the Taco Bell) and she herself began to sprint towards her parents weeping uncontrollably.
Reports from the scene insisted that it was a simple misunderstanding between a jogging Wright and a startled child. In an attempt to make up for the accidental startling, Prof Wright promised to send a signed copy of each of his books to the girl’s home. The youngster declined, saying ‘I love Jesus’.