Dear Biologists- your views about evolution are interesting but my views are just as valid even though i’ve never studied the subject.
Dear Film producers, Making films is easy. Show up, turn the camera on, and make your movie.
Dear Physicians, you may have gone to medical school but I read this thing on the internet so I think I’m right.
Dear Chemists, I enjoy making plutonium out of dog urine.
Dear Journalists, I’m writing a book titled ‘A Year As A Pretend Journalist’. Please invite me to speak at your gathering for a hefty sum so I can tell you how to do your job. Contact my agent.
And so on. With every profession.
Then we can all say the stupidest things and we can watch the experts heads explode just like ours do when they open their ignorant inbred inept worthless perverse senseless idiotic mouths about the Bible. Then they can feel the utter loathing we feel when they offer their unenlightened uninformed views.