Calvin’s View of Pets in Heaven

calvin-portrait_wilemanSomeone once asked Calvin if animals go to heaven and do you know what his response was? He punched the 5 year old girl in the face with a giant quill and told her that her ferret would dwell safely forever in hell because all pets are predestined to suffer. And then he laughed and laughed and walked off. And people say Calvin had no sense of humor.1

1– That claim may or may not be true (and it actually isn’t but it should be.)

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