More Disgusting Immorality Wanting People to Think It’s Christianity

There’s a new hedonistic pseudo-Christian cult in town

It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly.  The Florida couple, who met at a bodybuilding competition, are interested in sharing their beliefs and their spouses with others who feel similarly. They started their online network 7 years ago, and haven’t looked back. The pillars of their relationship: A commitment to their faith, to fitness, and to the ideals of the swinger lifestyle.

‘Faith’ – hardly.

Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry.

Because he’s an idiot who knows as much about Christian theology as a flea knows about interstellar travel.

“So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin. I don’t want you to do that.’ Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can,” he told Barcroft.

He wouldn’t know God’s voice if it did deign to address him. But why would he?

Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side. “God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

What a depraved image of humanity this reprobate holds!  For him, people are nothing but animals intended to breed with anything nearby.  Total Depravity on full display.

One thought on “More Disgusting Immorality Wanting People to Think It’s Christianity

  1. …and you know what? Studying the mode whereby God punishes rebels, in the entire Bible I perceive a pattern that he will give the sinner exactly what he longs for… He gave Israel Saul, He gave sexual perverts to their own lust, and a few other examples. These people are going to be successful in the earthly term in promoting sin. But in the end it will be Romans 1:24 in full!

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