I Have Now, Officially, Seen Everything

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Let that sink in…. dear friend… ‘the SPORT OF GERBIL SHOWING…’   The sport.  The SPORT of GERBIL showing.  Gerbil.  Showing.  Yes, that’s it.  I have now, officially, seen everything.  From now on when someone says ‘there’s nothing new under the sun’ I can confidently reply- indeed that’s true, for I have seen everything.