When you set up your cool new theocracy. I promise to do a good job and honest injun, ask anyone, I can spot a heretic what needs burning or drowning at 200 yards. Furthermore, I have many years experience already as a sort of Grand Inquisitor in training. And finally, I’ll do it for free. All I will need from you is permission to seize all the property, monies, and holdings of what will be sure to be many, many victims, erm, I mean trespassers.
This is a one time offer, North Carolina. I advise you to take it. You’ve been warned.