The Top Ten Dumbest Things on the Internet

06 Mar

10- Cat videos. Come on people, give it up. They’re cats.
9- Any story about a lead codex.
8- Advertisements for books written by filmmakers turned archaeologists.
7- Any account of the discovery of Noah’s ark.
6- Cat pictures with catchy yet clever subtitles or captions.
5- The Huffington Post.
4- ‘How to’ videos about cleaning your fish tank on YouTube.
3- JSTOR’s offensive paywall.
2- Justin Bieber sightings.

And the dumbest thing on the internet?

1- Top Ten Lists (of anything). Nothing offends the senses of the sensible more than the top ten (or 15 or whatever) list. May all such lists perish from the face of the earth and their perpetrators spend eternity being consumed by Satan and expelled through his excrement-passageway only to be consumed again and expelled again in an endless eternal cycle of misery. Amen. So let it be written, so let it be done.

Satan chewing the perpetrators of fraud

Satan chewing the perpetrators of fraud

1 Comment

Posted by on 06/03/2013 in mockery


One response to “The Top Ten Dumbest Things on the Internet

  1. Esteban Vázquez

    06/03/2013 at 9:12 pm

    This is so totally meta.