It’s about some guy in New Zealand who wants to rid the island of cats! Brilliant! Can he move here? (Don’t beat me Steph).
Gareth Morgan has a simple dream: a New Zealand free of pet cats that threaten native birds. But the environmental advocate has triggered a claws-out backlash with his anti-feline campaign.
‘I have a dream…’ – the cat version. Fantastic!
Morgan called on his countrymen Tuesday to make their current cat their last in order to save the nation’s unique bird species. He set up a website, called Cats To Go, depicting a tiny kitten with red devil’s horns. The opening line: “That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer.”
He doesn’t recommended people euthanize their current cats — “Not necessarily but that is an option” are the site’s exact words — but rather neuter them and not replace them when they die. Morgan, an economist and well-known businessman, also suggests people keep cats indoors and that local governments make registration mandatory.
‘…but that is an option…’ Bahahahahaha! BRILLIANT!
Morgan’s campaign is not sitting well in a country that boasts one of the highest cat ownership rates in the world.
What? But why ever not????
best. story. ever.