Did Jesus Drive a Honda?

I don’t think so.  If Jesus had a car, it would be an American made one.  Or a BMW.  Ok probably a BMW.  But it definitely wouldn’t be a Honda.  This is just more of that annoying bad exegesis…

via Candida Moss on FB

By the way, if you guys at BMW are googling around and come across this, I’d love to get a review copy of your new BMW SUV. Any model. Just contact me for the delivery address.

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I am a Pastor, and Lecturer in Church History and Biblical Studies at Ming Hua Theological College.
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3 Responses to Did Jesus Drive a Honda?

  1. This accord survived everything, even ascension, because as it appears, the disciples drove the same vehicle as they admit in Acts 2:21.
    BTW, Jesus did not speak of his own accord because he did not want to disappoint the Americans by revealing that he drove an import…

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  2. Bob says:

    Very good!

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  3. Tim Bulkeley says:

    David drove a British car, but was a bit of a boy-racer. 😉 “and David’s Triumph sounded throughout the land.” (Josiah 3:16)

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