Did Jesus Drive a Honda?

I don’t think so.  If Jesus had a car, it would be an American made one.  Or a BMW.  Ok probably a BMW.  But it definitely wouldn’t be a Honda.  This is just more of that annoying bad exegesis…

via Candida Moss on FB

By the way, if you guys at BMW are googling around and come across this, I’d love to get a review copy of your new BMW SUV. Any model. Just contact me for the delivery address.

3 thoughts on “Did Jesus Drive a Honda?

  1. Milton Almeida 18 Aug 2012 at 9:21 pm

    This accord survived everything, even ascension, because as it appears, the disciples drove the same vehicle as they admit in Acts 2:21.
    BTW, Jesus did not speak of his own accord because he did not want to disappoint the Americans by revealing that he drove an import…

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  2. Bob 18 Aug 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Very good!

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  3. Tim Bulkeley 19 Aug 2012 at 2:03 am

    David drove a British car, but was a bit of a boy-racer. 😉 “and David’s Triumph sounded throughout the land.” (Josiah 3:16)

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