I applaud you, Ms Penguin. You’ve delivered to but one state legislature what the States and the Federal Governments have been delivering to us for decades.
I don’t know about you, but I for one am sick and tired of these penguins befouling our nation’s halls of government. Seems like everytime you turn around, there’s another penguin pooping in a legislature…. The target yesterday was the Kentucky Senate, to which a penguin had been invited because the body was taking up Senate Resolution 92, honoring the Newport Aquarium for its contributions to the “aquatic world in general” and specifically “its stewardship of sea life and penguins.” The aquarium was represented by Paula, an African blackfooted penguin, who was in the chamber as Sen. Katie Stine presented the resolution. But Stine’s presentation was interrupted by Senate President David Williams, who noted that their guest had “just defecated on the floor.”
Paula- you’re my hero. With thanks to Christian Brady on the twitter for the tip.