It has been discovered! Finally!!!!
Unfortunately circumstances make it impossible to excavate further. We need more funding! If I can raise $10,000,000 in the next week we can go ahead and finish the work and prove to the world that the 10 lost tribes came to America and deposited the Ark of the Covenant in, of all places, my front yard!
Please help! Please send what you can to me via Paypal. I promise, when I have the funding I need I’ll dig the thing up and you will have, as an investor, first dibs on parts of it!
[If the Noah’s Ark people can ‘find’ that thing and then say they can’t get to it to verify it, why can’t I and anyone else, huh?]
- Ark-eo-porn (zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com)