I Have an Admirer!

It’s so moving to get mail like this…

How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Miss Masha, I just went Through your profile today and I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, this is my mail (bhattimasha02@yahoo.com) I await to hear from you with love
Yours Masha

Wow. Masha. Do you mind if I call you Mashed Potato? Because I’m more likely to enjoy a plate of that than I am a relationship with a total spammy stranger…