Noah’s Ark Discovered, Again, For the 666th Time…

And people in Charlotte (!) are hosting a ‘conference’ at which the film of the ‘discovery’ will be revealed to the [mindless and unthinking] world.  An email arrived with the announcement (and with the video below- which I have uploaded for your viewing pleasure)

Christian Leaders & Scholars invites you to a Charlotte, NC screening of the documentary of NAMI’s Mount Ararat discovery! This coming week! September 17-19, 2011. And meet some of the NAMI explorers.

Christian ‘scholars’? In what bizarro-world are the practitioners of pseudo-archaeology and pseudo-scholarship rightly called “scholars”?

If you’d like to attend, you can-

FIRE Church (Associated with the ministry of Dr. Michael Brown) 4323 Concord Parkway South, Concord, NC 28207 (just north of Charlotte Motor Speedway).

Anywho— here’s the priceless video trailer…  Take some advil, the visuals are grating and the content is, well, beyond absurd (but I guess the film – makers would call me an ‘unbeliever’).

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11 thoughts on “Noah’s Ark Discovered, Again, For the 666th Time…

  1. Jim Linville 12 Sep 2011 at 3:27 pm

    I found a popsicle stick once. It was part of the food cache for the penguins and polar bears on the ark. Traded it to a guy for one of the staples used to crucify St. Peter.

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  2. Bob Schillaci 12 Sep 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Is it uncharitable to wish that they’d all been killed?

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    • Jim 12 Sep 2011 at 3:59 pm

      um… yes

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  3. […] how dare Jim alert us to another money making scheme – or maybe we wants the crack-team of bibliobloggers to fight this battle […]

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  4. Eric H. Cline 12 Sep 2011 at 3:41 pm

    Wow, what a trailer! This just cries out for you to go see it and blog through the viewing…

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    • Jim 12 Sep 2011 at 3:59 pm

      i had no idea you hated me that much eric!

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  5. Doug 12 Sep 2011 at 4:24 pm

    it would be awesome in IMAX. Just ditch the talking heads. But perhaps, like most movies, the trailer is the best part.

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  6. Judy Redman 12 Sep 2011 at 5:16 pm

    Oh….My….Goodness!!!! It might, however, be a good training piece for someone who is wanting to improve his or her reading speed – the text doesn’t stay on the screen for very long – probably because the makers are so embarassed by it????

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    • Jim 12 Sep 2011 at 5:24 pm

      all the stupid flashing and lights gave me a headache. but whats up with captioning english with english??????

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  7. Bob Schillaci 12 Sep 2011 at 6:13 pm

    I was wondering about that, too. It did seem a tad redundant.

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  8. Doug 12 Sep 2011 at 7:19 pm

    its redundant because of the demographic.

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